Posts Tagged ‘News’
The family that spits together
When I spit, it’s gross. But when Brian “Young Gun” Krause spits, he’s a winner.
At least he is when he’s spitting cherry pits. Brian spit a pit 56 feet, 7 1/2 inches, which sounds like a lot to me. His father, Rick “Pellet Gun” Krause, was his closest competition. He spewed a pit 56 feet, 1 inch.
Lest you think this contest is limited to men, Amanda “no nickname” Jennings held on to the women’s title, hocking a cherry pit 43 feet, 11 inches.
(source)
Cindy Margolis still hot at 42
Cindy Margolis is hot and she has the award to prove it.
At 42, she looks great. Frankly, the biggest turn off was her whole “most downloaded woman on the internet” thing, which was such nonsense. But still, we have to agree with the desperate for attention “Over-40 Lovers Association of Dayton, Ohio” who voted her “America’s Hottest Milf”. AND – pay attention guys – she’s Jewish.
(Source: Famecrawler)
Madonna versus Cynthia
With the news that A-Rod is apparently having an affair with Madonna, we need to ask the important question: who’s hotter?
So, guys, would you leave this:
for this?
Cynthia is 34, Madonna is 49. Obviously, we’re being extremely shallow here. But typically guys, especially jerk-offs like A-Rod, leave their wives for younger women.
Hey dad, could you shut up?
Do your parents ever say things that make you want to hide your face? Do they say them to the New York Times?
My guess is that Uma Thurman’s dad has said stuff like this her whole life, so its not that big a deal. Still, it’s one thing to say, “I want to find the mother in Dick Cheney,” at home. (“Pass the butter, dear.”) It’s another thing to see it in print.
image: cocs.com
Kid suspended for taking call from soldier Dad during class
The second worst thing about this story is that it makes me agree with Fox News on something.
Dad was in IRAQ. I mean, come on.
Stonehenge, where no demons dwell
I desperately wanted this video to be more interesting than it is, but they seem to mean ‘breakthrough’ in only the most literal sense.
‘Breakthrough’ at Stonehenge dig (BBC)
I’ll have to make do with this:
Lucas Sues Stormtrooper Creator
Terrible opening paragraph: It’s a storm in a Stormtrooper’s helmet. Lawyers for George Lucas’ Lucasfilm Ltd. and a British prop designer faced off in London’s High Court Tuesday over rights to the molded white Stormtrooper uniforms from the “Star Wars” films.
On the one hand, Lucas has enough money, right? But on the other hand you have to enforce your copyright/trademark/whatever everywhere or you risk losing it.
But can’t we all just get along?
image: StarWars.com
