May 03 2011

Franken Toys 2-Headed Ernie

Franken Toys 2-headed Ernie

Ever wonder what Ernie from Sesame Street would look like if he had two heads? Wonder no more! Here is Franken Toys 2-Headed Ernie, which sells under the name Rubadub Ducky. Read more »

Dec 08 2009

Man Killed His Father By Slapping Him

This is odd. A man killed his father by slapping him. That’s what police think anyway. The headline is “Detectives consider slaps to father lethal” and the man is being held on $1 million bail. After the slap, the father “later died of a brain injury” according to HeraldNet.

So next time your kid wants to slap you, be careful. Actually, if your kid is slapping you, you should consider that serious even if it doesn’t lead to brain injury.

Apr 07 2009

SpongeBob Burger King Ad

Disturbing and probably not effective.

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Jul 06 2008

The family that spits together

When I spit, it’s gross. But when Brian “Young Gun” Krause spits, he’s a winner.
At least he is when he’s spitting cherry pits. Brian spit a pit 56 feet, 7 1/2 inches, which sounds like a lot to me. His father, Rick “Pellet Gun” Krause, was his closest competition. He spewed a pit 56 feet, 1 inch.
Lest you think this contest is limited to men, Amanda “no nickname” Jennings held on to the women’s title, hocking a cherry pit 43 feet, 11 inches.

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May 15 2008

Girl Eats Twin

(via Strollerderby)

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May 07 2008

It’s raining kids

Hallelujah, it’s raining kids…

Here’s the thing about cultural sensitivity: it’s good to respect other cultures but when it involves bodily harm, it’s OK to ask a few questions. Female circumcision, for example. For me, throwing babies off of a roof seems like a really bad idea. But hey, what do I know?

[source: Strollerderby]

Apr 06 2008

Lingerie for 5 year olds

Turns Out Kids’ Lingerie NOT Just April Fools’ Joke (Strollerderby)