Posts Tagged ‘famecrawler’
Christina Aguilera Loves Her Jewish Man
Memo to hot young singers everywhere.
Get yourself a nice Jewish boy.
Christina Aguilera tells E! that she grew up sans male role model. And now she loves her husband, Jordan Bratman. Bratman was “born and raised Jewish” according to Wikipedia. That means that he’s, you know, Jewish. Why they don’t just say that is because, like the song says… well, listen to it.
Here’s the interview. Aguilera is hot, talented, and successful. And she married a nice Jewish guy from the South Bronx. Heck, her kid even has a fairly normal name, Max Liron Bratman; the “Liron” is apparently Hebrew, which is because BRATMAN IS JEWISH, not just “born and raised Jewish.”
Anyway.
via Famecrawler
David Beckham’s Misspelled Tattoo
So Beckham. Soccer player. (Yes, I know they call it “football” over there. But they’re wrong.) Very successful guy.
Not too bright, it seems. Read more »
Brad Pitt’s Porn ‘Stache
I stole the idea Brad has Ron Jeremy/Dirk Diggler worthy facial hair from Famecrawler. But I’ll redeem myself with my own contribution to intellectual discourse: Read more »
Jillian Grace, the newest hot mom
The term “milf” is extremely overused. But in this case, it’s appropriate. (Note: photos not quite work-safe.) Read more »
Matthew McConaughey’s Dad Died Having Sex
I wanted to rewrite the headline from Babble.com’s Famecrawler, but I couldn’t think of anything better than what they did.
The Bernie Mac is dead text message
Why are people sending text messages saying that Bernie Mac is dead?