Sep 09 2012

Brad Pitt Is Just A Dad Like Me

Brad Pitt may be a celebrity dad, but according to this article he has to do the morning shift. Which in his case includes getting six kids ready for school. Just like me.

Brad says this activity is “painful,” according to DigitalSpy. Getting six kids out the door in the morning isn’t totally fun? We can believe that.

Of course, Brad Pitt is also a mega-uber-superduper famous movie star worth a gazillion dollars. With a full head of hair. But otherwise we’re, like, totally the same guy.

Brad Pitt: ‘Getting six kids ready for school is painful’ – Celebrity News – Digital Spy.

Nov 19 2008

Brad Pitt’s Porn ‘Stache

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at the premiere of ChangelingI stole the idea Brad has Ron Jeremy/Dirk Diggler worthy facial hair from Famecrawler. But I’ll redeem myself with my own contribution to intellectual discourse: Read more »

Nov 19 2008

Cody Linley next Brad Pitt; also annoying

Cody Linley dancing with Julianne Hough. Hough says Linley is the next Brad Pitt. Not since Election Day has there been such incredible news.Let’s start with “Who the hell is Cody Linley?”

He’s on “Hannah Montana”, and just got kicked off of Dancing With The Stars.

His dance partner, the incredibly hot Julianne Hough, says that, “He’ll be the next Brad Pitt, are you kidding?  We’re going to look back in 10 years and be like, ‘Oh, I danced with him on Dancing With the Stars.’ ”

Um, Julianne? You’re the only one who will say that. Because you danced with him. The rest of us were denied that experience.

Cody also showed his sensitive side by bursting into tears, according to E! Online. He went on to say something so exciting I almost can’t type the words: “I’m excited for all the opportunities to come. Thank you, Dancing With the Stars! It’s been amazing. I don’t know about the modeling thing, but definitely films are in my future. Music is my largest passion, so there will definitely be a future there for me.”

Wow. Someone for the kids to look up to.

Not to be a “hater” but sometimes it’s better not to say anything at all. Really? You want to do movies? Maybe a CD? Music is your “passion”? The word “passion” should be banned from the mouths of celebrities — and I use the term loosely here — everywhere.

And Brad Pitt should be annoyed. He’s probably too busy raising his 57 children, but still.

Source: E! Online via Yahoo! (too! many! exclamation! points! YEAH!)