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Father and son taser team get jail time
A father and son who Tasered each other with a stun gun the son swiped from a parked police car both pleaded guilty. The son got two years in prison; the dad will be sentenced in August.
I don’t want to judge, but this seems like a bad example to set. If my son ever shows up with a stun gun and says, “Hey dad! I just stole this stun gun off a cop! Want to shock each other, film it, and put the video up on YouTube?” I really don’t think my answer will be, “Would I???”
Reading is fundamental
Here’s what my allergy-filled eyeballs are looking at today:
* Thanks to Think Mama Think for linking to my Strollerderby post about Orgasmic Birth, specifically the video featuring men and women getting realllly excited during delivery.
* Wired tells us why we laugh (me, it’s because I’m watching old George Carlin videos.)
* If I ever get famous, I’ll be very happy I’m an only child.
* Ah, guys. (Originally found on Yahoo Shine.)
Say fire truck
You should never, ever — EVER — ask a toddler to say “truck.”
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Cynthia Scurtis’ MySpace page
You know, the internets is a funny place. It’s tough to tell what’s real and what isn’t.
Case in point: the woman formerly known as C-Rod has a MySpace page.
A-Fraud (this one we assume is fake) says “Sorry Baby, I need someone more mature.”
We’ll have to check if Cynthia updates her profile. She’s going to need someplace to meet guys, right?
Just For Men Oven Cleaner
Turns out the hair coloring has the same ingredient as Easy-Off. So stick your head in the oven and get rid of that gray.
(source: Wired)
image: Amazon.com
The family that spits together
When I spit, it’s gross. But when Brian “Young Gun” Krause spits, he’s a winner.
At least he is when he’s spitting cherry pits. Brian spit a pit 56 feet, 7 1/2 inches, which sounds like a lot to me. His father, Rick “Pellet Gun” Krause, was his closest competition. He spewed a pit 56 feet, 1 inch.
Lest you think this contest is limited to men, Amanda “no nickname” Jennings held on to the women’s title, hocking a cherry pit 43 feet, 11 inches.
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Mr Rogers – Unnecessary Censorship
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