Jun 13 2009

Tip of the Day – Exercising Parental Restraint

Restraint DVDThere are many things that we want to say but don’t. This is true of everyone but it is particularly true of parents.

For example:

My son says, “I wish you could walk two puffles at once.”

What I want to say:

“I don’t give a crap about Club Penguin. Please stop talking to me about it. I would rather discuss almost any other topic. Stop. STOP!”

What I actually say:

“Oh yeah?”

Sometimes it’s more difficult to keep composure, but it’s worth the effort of course. Still, there will come a day — perhaps five minutes from now — when Club Penguin will be put to bed and I won’t have to hear about it. At least not until tomorrow.

Image: Amazon

(Note: The image has nothing to do with this post, except that it has the word “restraint” in it. I’ve never seen the movie. It looks quite awful.)


Jun 12 2009

DaddyTips Show And Tell – News and Links

New feature here on DaddyTips.com — Show and Tell.

What is it, you ask? A list of things we’ve read that we think you’ll like, both dad-related and not.

Here we go:

  • The Onion AV Club (whom I write reviews for from time to time) gives the new Wii version of the classic game “Punch-Out!!” a B, which is pretty good if you consider the fact that it does not contain Mike Tyson. (AVClub.com)
  • A father and son pastor team have been accused of stealing $3.1 million dollars to buy “luxury cars, time shares and golf club memberships.” Well, at least they didn’t molest anyone. As far as we know, of course. (L.A. Times)
  • I don’t even watch most of the Adult Swim shows, especially now that “Harvey Birdman” is off the air. But I will probably watch all of the clips on this page. Why? Because they all reference “Star Trek.” Duh. (AdultSwim.com)
  • Um, hi. This is a levitating toy display. It’s called the Levitron Revolution Series. Only holds “up to 4 ounces” according to Aaron Burgess at Droolicious, but it LEVITATES. I want one. For my son. My son. Right. (Droolicious)
  • I love this headline: “Gwyneth Paltrow Finds Noted Music-maker William Joel Just Delightful.” Actually, the whole post is great. (AVClub.com’s The Hater)

Apr 21 2009

Lego Rock Band Burning Up The Charts

The Twitterati is/are very stoked about Lego Rock Band.

(51+) “Lego Rock Band” – Twitter Search


Feb 20 2009

Zombie Mouse Flash Game

This is more fun, more addictive and more difficult than it should be. Read more »


Feb 12 2009

DIY Nintendo DS Solar Charger

This is extremely cool. My oldest son said, “I WANT ONE!” and was barely even disappointed to learn that is wasn’t an actual product.

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Feb 06 2009

DaddyDeal-Guitar Hero Aerosmith On Sale

The kids love them some guitar hero. The best thing about that is Read more »


Sep 15 2008

Guitar Hero World Record

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I was going to say, “douchebag breaks Guinness World Record for playing douchy game.” But that would be mean.