Apr 26 2009

Angela Merkel Has Cleavage

To quote the Animaniacs — Hellloooo, Nurse!

More appopriately, let us quote U2 – Achtung, baby.

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Apr 21 2009

DadNews Daily – McDonalds Arches Crush People

This is just odd:

Russell and Carolyn Janke were injured when the iconic symbol toppled on their car.
The couple were knocked unconscious and suffered multiple injuries as they sat in the car park outside McDonald’s on the Navajo Nation reservation in Window Rock, in the US.

Police are calling it a “freak accident.” I should hope so! (Metro.co.uk via Buzzfeed) Read more »


Apr 16 2009

DadNews Daily – Cliff Clavin, Conservative?

John Ratzenberger shows up at a tea party, and Sarah Palin gets back to work. Oh, and Obama makes America want to get high. Read it all, people. Read more »


Apr 15 2009

DadNews Daily – Taxes And Tea Bags

Pirates and taxes and tea bags — oh my! Read more »


Apr 14 2009

DadNews Daily – Get Off The Facebook Dude

Wherein we mock Canada. Gently. Like lovers do. Read more »


Apr 10 2009

Kim Jong-Il’s Brother-In-Law Gets A Good Gig

That was fast.

After learning that Kim Jong-Il’s son didn’t want daddy’s job, North Korea’s top dog decided to give a big gig to his brother-in-law. Not his brother. Or his sister. His brother-IN -LAW. Some say that the move is in preparation for “an heir.” Read more »


Apr 10 2009

DadNews Daily – Yesterday And Today

Despite the fact that it’s probably a dying medium, I love radio, which is where I’m taking this post’s title from. But instead of playing, say, two Fleetwood Mac songs (one old and one new — get it?), I’m doing news from yesterday that I didn’t get a chance to write about, and then a couple of items from today. I know. So exciting. Try to contain yourself. Read more »