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Madonna versus Cynthia

With the news that A-Rod is apparently having an affair with Madonna, we need to ask the important question: who’s hotter?

So, guys, would you leave this:

(Cynthia pic from here)

for this?

(Madonna pic from here)

Cynthia is 34, Madonna is 49. Obviously, we’re being extremely shallow here. But typically guys, especially jerk-offs like A-Rod, leave their wives for younger women.

Hey dad, could you shut up?

Do your parents ever say things that make you want to hide your face? Do they say them to the New York Times?

My guess is that Uma Thurman’s dad has said stuff like this her whole life, so its not that big a deal. Still, it’s one thing to say, “I want to find the mother in Dick Cheney,” at home. (“Pass the butter, dear.”) It’s another thing to see it in print.

image: cocs.com

Now that Cat Stevens is taken care of, let’s get Rachel Ray

Um, really?

Rachel Ray, Terrorist?

And from the comments:

EG said: