dADDy Tweets for 2009-08-15
- Nice phrase: The Adoration of the Magi. #words #
- Other good words: spandrel. Grisaille Lancet. #words #
- And another phrase: Fragment of an Angel. #words #
- More: Head of a Youth. Disrobing Youths. Figure of a King. #words #
- Reliquary. Panel of an Orphey. Man of Sorrows. #words #
dADDy Tweets for 2009-08-14
- RT @ProFootballTalk: Childress has yet to name a starter . . . for tonight's game http://tinyurl.com/mxtgwx #NFL <- now that's coaching #
- Smart quotes, smart apostrophes-feh. Don't be so smart. You know what's smart? PLAIN TEXT! #
- RT @MissTanya: mobile slaughterhouse? My stomach turns. http://bit.ly/2sB1eU <– ew. And I don't mean Entertainment Weekly. #
- RT @ezraklein: RT @pourmecoffee "Yes! My 80 year-old mom will have to pay out-of-pocket for end-of-life counseling. Whew! Relieved!" #
- Listen to my radio show today at 12:30pmEST. Guest is author Rachael Brownell, topic is moms and drinking. Check it out. http://is.gd/2gH5x #
- My guest on Babble Talk Radio today is Rachael Brownell, author of "Mommy Doesn’t Drink Here Anymore." http://su.pr/1l8MUj #
- Radio show starts in just a few minutes – tune in! http://is.gd/2gS3u #
- RT @BrianLynch: Guys, guys. For every dog Michael Vick killed, there are at least 5 that he DIDN'T. #
- Lots of good kiddie comics this week, and also some kid comics that adults like me can enjoy. Two words-Pet Avengers. http://su.pr/23DNty #
- Mom Poisoned Her Breastmilk To Get Dad's Attention-good news,the kids are ok. Otherwise, ugh. ( http://bit.ly/12uuzN ) #
- Prop 8 Funder Doug Manchester Files For Divorce-Papa Doug he calls himself. What a tool. ( http://bit.ly/12JowY ) #
- RT @karlerikson: Now if my Twitter Army would kindly pressure the ever-loving shit out of @TheBloggess I'd appreciate it. She's hesitant. #
- You know what's annoying? People who have nothing but music on their outgoing messages. Glad you like Beyonce, but who did I call? #grrr #
- I want a new Star Trek movie now. I know. Have to wait. Wahh. ( http://bit.ly/1gRkJ ) #
- When you work in an office the day ends when you get home. When you work at home the day ends when people come to your office. (sort of.) #
dADDy Tweets for 2009-08-13
- Driver Finds Toddler In The Road – he's ok, though. ( http://bit.ly/1Lff5X ) #
- Is Barack Obama Your Binky? ( http://bit.ly/5rG59 ) #
- Cabbie: I'm lost. Direct me. Me: ok, you're angry, you're in a cab-go! (joke stolen from Louis CK iirc.) #
- Me to my son: when did you stop listening to me? (I had been singing the rubber ducky song for reasons not worth explaining.) he says: what? #
Doug Manchester’s Wife Has Expenses
Permit me to enter Borscht Belt Comic mode for a moment:
You think your wife spends money? Listen to this. Elizabeth Manchester, the wife of “Papa” Doug Manchester, is getting a divorce. Papa Doug donated $125,000 to help pass Prop 8 in California. The bill that says gay people can’t get married. Cuz he believes in the sanctity of marriage! Right? So ok, they’re getting a divorce. Elizabeth says that she needs $131,625 a month. A MONTH! SO. What’s she spending it on? “$20,000 on clothing and jewelry, $7,000 in electric bills, $1,700 in groceries, $4,901 in household supplies, tuition at three private schools for some of the couple’s 10 grand children, $7,500 in salary for the full-time groundskeeper and housekeeper, $1,200 in membership dues for the La Jolla Country Club and money toward the hundreds of thousands of dollars in travel expenses the couple was accustomed to spending.” Hoo boy!
Thank you. Try the veal.
For what it’s worth, I hope Elizabeth takes him for all he’s worth. But it’s not up to me.
Source: LipstickAlley
dADDy Tweets for 2009-08-12
- Live show at 9:30am EST today-call in and win a free book #live http://is.gd/2dvBn #
- The book you can win today is "Mommy Doesn't Drink Here Anymore" by Rachael Brownell. Call in! #free #giveaways #live http://is.gd/2dvBn #
- Update: Mike Adamick calling in to my show today at 9:30am http://is.gd/2dvBn #
- "Morning News Live Today at 9:30am" (last reminder, I promise) ( http://bit.ly/15ldyO ) #
- Mermaid Sighted in Israel – no, really. Lots of people saw it. So it must be true. ( http://bit.ly/8l1bj
) # - FWIW, Hair (Broadway musical) was really good. #
- You know what's great? Getting email marketing that you're actually interested in but when you click the link, it's dead. Excellent work. #
- RT @SusanW: In the school supply section at WalMart: 12 oz stainless steel flask for $3.98. Seriously, WalMart??? #
- RT @BabbleEditors: hitting the bottle: the rise and fall of the tipsy mommy blogger: http://bit.ly/C0u0k #
dADDy Tweets for 2009-08-11
- Add O.A.R. to the list of Bands I Don't Get: http://is.gd/2bQgV #
- RT @ezraklein: Notably, Betsy McCaughey's scary Zeke Emanuel quotes come from his shortest papers. <– I thought only NYers knew Betsy #
- Cobra Starship is in the top 10 Alternative chart. Alternative to what exactly? http://is.gd/2bQEh #
- Already so hot out that I don't even want to turn the lights on. #weather #
- Remember people who said "I don't care why it's warm as long as it's warm"? I care why it's warm. #
- RT @patkiernan: OMG. RU OK? Iowa county now accepting text messages instead of calls to 911. USA Today: http://bit.ly/911Txt #
- Taliban Chief Killed While Getting Massage – no I didn't make that up. ( http://bit.ly/gFWWV ) #
- RT @karlerikson: Therapist here. Guess I don't need to assume she hates me. I mean, she probably does anyway, but still. #
- RT @alladither: My kids just heard the name #LadyGaGa on the radio yesterday and they laughed hysterically. Funny joke, apparently. #
- Eating the children's Spider Man fruit snacks. Need candy. Sorry. #verybadfather #
- RT @doctorparadox: can Jesus microwave a burrito? top 10 funniest Google Suggest results http://bit.ly/Pamh7 #
- RT @MissTanya: Why Everything Sucks. http://bit.ly/1z3Je <– I'm not a Craig Ferguson fan but this is pretty good. #
- Looking for someone to come on my radio show tomorrow and win a free book – http://is.gd/2cjHG #free #books #radio #
- If a bald guy (me) goes to see Hair, is that ironic? #
- RT @Sassy1969: @herbadmother Thinking of you. <– same here. #
Death Metal Dog
It’s basically a Stupid Pet Trick, but it’s a good one.
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEQKOKsOpzs]
What’s funny, at least to me, is that there is a death metal band with a dog as a lead singer. Caninus. Or as they call it, Pit Bull Grindcore. Here’s a sample of their oeuvre:
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lom6PXAyJD0]
