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Brad Pitt’s Porn ‘Stache
I stole the idea Brad has Ron Jeremy/Dirk Diggler worthy facial hair from Famecrawler. But I’ll redeem myself with my own contribution to intellectual discourse: Read more »
Cody Linley next Brad Pitt; also annoying
Let’s start with “Who the hell is Cody Linley?”
He’s on “Hannah Montana”, and just got kicked off of Dancing With The Stars.
His dance partner, the incredibly hot Julianne Hough, says that, “He’ll be the next Brad Pitt, are you kidding? We’re going to look back in 10 years and be like, ‘Oh, I danced with him on Dancing With the Stars.’ ”
Um, Julianne? You’re the only one who will say that. Because you danced with him. The rest of us were denied that experience.
Cody also showed his sensitive side by bursting into tears, according to E! Online. He went on to say something so exciting I almost can’t type the words: “I’m excited for all the opportunities to come. Thank you, Dancing With the Stars! It’s been amazing. I don’t know about the modeling thing, but definitely films are in my future. Music is my largest passion, so there will definitely be a future there for me.”
Wow. Someone for the kids to look up to.
Not to be a “hater” but sometimes it’s better not to say anything at all. Really? You want to do movies? Maybe a CD? Music is your “passion”? The word “passion” should be banned from the mouths of celebrities — and I use the term loosely here — everywhere.
And Brad Pitt should be annoyed. He’s probably too busy raising his 57 children, but still.
Source: E! Online via Yahoo! (too! many! exclamation! points! YEAH!)
Circuit City Early Holiday Sale
Get your holiday shopping done early, or just buy yerself something you want. That’s how to help the nation – shop ’til you drop.
4-Day Early Bird Holiday Sale Sun – Wed
HuffPo Commenter Nails Jesse Jackson
This is a good one. From a Huffington Post article about Jesse Jackson tearing up when he saw Obama getting elected, commenter lsloan says:
Voting Using The Methods We Use With Our Kids
You know how you say to your kids, “Do you want to leave now or in two minutes?” “Do you want to wear this shirt or that shirt?” I call it “optometrist parenting,” as in, “do you see better like this, or like this?” It works well.
I have a suggestion to the undecided voters out there. Try the same method.
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Bond Girl Olga Kurylenko all kinds of trouble
Damn! Usually being a Bond Girl is great for the career, right? I mean, Denise Richards, Ursula Andress… well, not always. But still, it’s not like running for political office.
But for Olga, it seems like it is. Read more »
Gary Cole joins Entourage
I’m a big Gary Cole fan – ‘Brady Bunch Movie’, ‘Harvey Birdman’, et al. So the news that he’s going to appear in a three episode arc on HBO’s ‘Entourage’ makes me smile.
I find it a little funny that Jackson can shed tears for Obama’s victory, yet months before he was talking about cutting Obama’s balls off.
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