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Aug 13 2009
dADDy Tweets for 2009-08-13
- Driver Finds Toddler In The Road – he's ok, though. ( http://bit.ly/1Lff5X ) #
- Is Barack Obama Your Binky? ( http://bit.ly/5rG59 ) #
- Cabbie: I'm lost. Direct me. Me: ok, you're angry, you're in a cab-go! (joke stolen from Louis CK iirc.) #
- Me to my son: when did you stop listening to me? (I had been singing the rubber ducky song for reasons not worth explaining.) he says: what? #
Aug 13 2009
Doug Manchester’s Wife Has Expenses
Permit me to enter Borscht Belt Comic mode for a moment:
You think your wife spends money? Listen to this. Elizabeth Manchester, the wife of “Papa” Doug Manchester, is getting a divorce. Papa Doug donated $125,000 to help pass Prop 8 in California. The bill that says gay people can’t get married. Cuz he believes in the sanctity of marriage! Right? So ok, they’re getting a divorce. Elizabeth says that she needs $131,625 a month. A MONTH! SO. What’s she spending it on? “$20,000 on clothing and jewelry, $7,000 in electric bills, $1,700 in groceries, $4,901 in household supplies, tuition at three private schools for some of the couple’s 10 grand children, $7,500 in salary for the full-time groundskeeper and housekeeper, $1,200 in membership dues for the La Jolla Country Club and money toward the hundreds of thousands of dollars in travel expenses the couple was accustomed to spending.” Hoo boy!
Thank you. Try the veal.
For what it’s worth, I hope Elizabeth takes him for all he’s worth. But it’s not up to me.
Source: LipstickAlley
Aug 12 2009
dADDy Tweets for 2009-08-12
- Live show at 9:30am EST today-call in and win a free book #live http://is.gd/2dvBn #
- The book you can win today is "Mommy Doesn't Drink Here Anymore" by Rachael Brownell. Call in! #free #giveaways #live http://is.gd/2dvBn #
- Update: Mike Adamick calling in to my show today at 9:30am http://is.gd/2dvBn #
- "Morning News Live Today at 9:30am" (last reminder, I promise) ( http://bit.ly/15ldyO ) #
- Mermaid Sighted in Israel – no, really. Lots of people saw it. So it must be true. ( http://bit.ly/8l1bj
) # - FWIW, Hair (Broadway musical) was really good. #
- You know what's great? Getting email marketing that you're actually interested in but when you click the link, it's dead. Excellent work. #
- RT @SusanW: In the school supply section at WalMart: 12 oz stainless steel flask for $3.98. Seriously, WalMart??? #
- RT @BabbleEditors: hitting the bottle: the rise and fall of the tipsy mommy blogger: http://bit.ly/C0u0k #
Aug 11 2009
dADDy Tweets for 2009-08-11
- Add O.A.R. to the list of Bands I Don't Get: http://is.gd/2bQgV #
- RT @ezraklein: Notably, Betsy McCaughey's scary Zeke Emanuel quotes come from his shortest papers. <– I thought only NYers knew Betsy #
- Cobra Starship is in the top 10 Alternative chart. Alternative to what exactly? http://is.gd/2bQEh #
- Already so hot out that I don't even want to turn the lights on. #weather #
- Remember people who said "I don't care why it's warm as long as it's warm"? I care why it's warm. #
- RT @patkiernan: OMG. RU OK? Iowa county now accepting text messages instead of calls to 911. USA Today: http://bit.ly/911Txt #
- Taliban Chief Killed While Getting Massage – no I didn't make that up. ( http://bit.ly/gFWWV ) #
- RT @karlerikson: Therapist here. Guess I don't need to assume she hates me. I mean, she probably does anyway, but still. #
- RT @alladither: My kids just heard the name #LadyGaGa on the radio yesterday and they laughed hysterically. Funny joke, apparently. #
- Eating the children's Spider Man fruit snacks. Need candy. Sorry. #verybadfather #
- RT @doctorparadox: can Jesus microwave a burrito? top 10 funniest Google Suggest results http://bit.ly/Pamh7 #
- RT @MissTanya: Why Everything Sucks. http://bit.ly/1z3Je <– I'm not a Craig Ferguson fan but this is pretty good. #
- Looking for someone to come on my radio show tomorrow and win a free book – http://is.gd/2cjHG #free #books #radio #
- If a bald guy (me) goes to see Hair, is that ironic? #
- RT @Sassy1969: @herbadmother Thinking of you. <– same here. #
Aug 10 2009
dADDy Tweets for 2009-08-10
- Rotary dial phones. 8-tracks. Jokes about Jimmy Hoffa. Stuff your kids won't understand. http://is.gd/29LsF #
- RT @MissTanya: Maybe Kate Hudson is a good thing? #ARodhomers <– I'm sure The Rod thinks so. #
- Has everyone forgotten that Mike Vick wasn't doing all that well right before the doggie mess? Maybe no one wants him. http://is.gd/29RY7 #
- Allen Brown of NJ, arrested, charged with being a pimp. He had a throne and a crown. His mom helped him run things. http://is.gd/2atNo #
- RT @Redsy: Hair today, Salon.com tomorrow http://twurl.nl/2sgjd2 <– Check out this story about Redsy on Salon #
- RT @patkiernan: NY Post: Jack Nicholson's Riviera dance partner unmasked. Bronx woman recognized her daughter in pix. http://bit.ly/13usDF #
Aug 09 2009
dADDy Tweets for 2009-08-09
- Out on the street and just told the kids to STAY after they didn't listen to me the first two times. Who says they're not like puppies? #
Aug 09 2009
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-08-09
- Is it just me or do people from Los Angeles say "L.A." a lot? Also the word "gym." #
- Reading: "Morning News – Happy Birthday Mister President | Strollerderby" ( http://bit.ly/lnQnW ) #
- I need a new definition of productivity. One that includes making dinner or doing laundry. Not that I've done those things yet. #
- President Obama has a birthday, and the birthers want him out of office. http://su.pr/57Fajt #
- Go Bill Clinton. http://is.gd/22AaL #
- Reading: "Morning News Live Tomorrow at 9:30am | Strollerderby" ( http://bit.ly/Ms7k5 ) #
- LIve Radio Show this morning, me and @jeannesager. 9:30am EST. Call in/join the chat room, no topic off limits. http://is.gd/23FMC #
- RT @kateward: Liked "Head in place of close button" [pic] http://ff.im/6cjeF #
- Bill Clinton gets 'em out of North Korea but he couldn't save Arena League Football. http://su.pr/33DAP7 #
- RT @patkiernan: Biting critique of NY Times writer Alessandra Stanley in LA Times: http://bit.ly/15W7IJ #
- Just because people are doing their own marketing doesn't mean that marketing isn't annoying. #
- Am I as loud and annoying when I talk on my cell as the schmuck sitting next to me? #
- Say what you will about twitter-at least its quiet. #
- My son knows that Wolverine calls Prof X "Charlie" not "Charles." I have succeeded as a father. #
- Susan Waldman just noticed that sometimes people in sports media are wrong. Clearly she doesn't listen to her own broadcasts. #yankees #
- I'm interviewing the Folsom Prison Blues kid's guitar teacher tomorrow at noon, live on Blog Talk Radio -> http://su.pr/1hmjpM #
- John Smoltz looks like F. Murray Abraham. #yankees #redsox #
- Joba Chamberlin is sweaty. Luckily there aren't very many flies at Yankee Stadium. #
- when michael kay says "disseminated" it sounds dirty. #yankees #
- RT @BrianLynch: Trending Topics look like the rantings of a crazy person. Breakfast Club, So you think you can GI JOE? Big Brother Jeanine! #
- RT @karlerikson: 13 minutes till SecondHand Radio w special guest author and blogger @debontherocks http://www.talkshoe.com/tc/23738 #
- Live at 12pm EST-guest is Rob Hampton, the guy who taught a 5 yr old to sing Folsom Prison Blues. Today at noon. http://is.gd/26Eeo #
- RT @patkiernan: RT @rainnwilson Does the 'cash for clunkers' program extend to ticket refunds for "GI JOE: RISE OF COBRA"? #
- RT @supereco: Back to school without PVC: Vinyl is nasty stuff. PVC has been called "the most toxic plastic." http://bit.ly/H6KSw #
- Fixing my mom's Windows computer. I can't believe I used to enjoy doing this sort of thing. #
- It'd be funny if J.D. Drew was Jewish. He could be J.D. Jew. #
- Tonight I almost said "Dessert is not a right. It's a privilege." #daddytips #
- A-Rod just made a nice play at 3rd. I don't see pigs flying… #yankees #redsox #
- RT @poppycede: Tone Loc wild thing!!!!!!! <- these tweets are like 80's tourettes #
- Reading: "Best of Strollerderby August 7, 2009 | Strollerderby" ( http://bit.ly/JsKBp ) #
- "And here I was wondering how Bambi made it when his mother was killed…" http://is.gd/27d4m #
- The John Hughes Penpal thing is worth reading. http://is.gd/27dsr #
- It's not yet 11pm but it feels like 4am. #yankees #redsox #
- RT @BrianLynch: GI JOE is the best movie probably written by a 4 year old I have seen this year. #
- RT @capecodgurl: One thing #redsox & #yankee fans will agree on– enduring #JoeBuck & #TimMcCarver is as annoying as it gets. <– oh yeah #
- Out on the street and just told the kids to STAY after they didn't listen to me the first two times. Who says they're not like puppies? #
