Posts Tagged ‘dADDy’
RT @SusanW: Charlie is eating …
RT @SusanW: Charlie is eating a chocolate bunny. “Look an EYE SOCKET! I already ate the eyeball. After I smashed it.”
RT @ginatrapani Full Interview…
RT @ginatrapani Full Interview: Anil Dash (@anildash) & Gina Trapani (@ginatrapani) on why keeping old gadgets is cool http://bit.ly/2E57A
Surcharge on Bigger Bras is Wrong
Those Brits. Always making trouble. This time it’s the famous department store Marks & Spencer. They’re charging extra money for DD+ bras.
dADDy Tweets for 2009-05-05
- If I’m holding a dirty diaper, it doesn’t matter if you’re still talking. I need to leave so I throw it away. Doesn’t mean I don’t care. #
- The Yankees waited to play tonight and they’re down 4-0? Bring back the rain. #
- Announcer says ‘these guys are horses’ meaning pitchers. Except for Pavano who had bruised buttocks for 4 years. #
- Girardi yells at ump, Yanks hit 2 homers. Good lesson for the kids. 🙂 #yankees #
- RT @FLWbooks: “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Classic Regency Romance – Now with Ultraviolent Zombie Mayhem! -> http://bit.ly/PzP #
- Dinner from the diner does not mean I don’t care, ok kids? #
- Videogames where a character pees on a fire to put it out. My son and I each have one. Mine is much more mature, though. #
- Is there an age where potty humor becomes funny to kids? Or, for men, where it stops being funny? #
- Irrational fear of the moment – checking on the kids at night and finding them gone. (they weren’t. Gone, that is.) #daddytips #
- Even more irrational fear – being mauled by my Roomba. #
- Swine Flu – Maybe We Won’t Close School – Strollerderby -… http://ff.im/-2BWPL #
- Reading: “Morning News – Pirates Make a Mistake – Strollerderby” ( http://tinyurl.com/d5g68v ) #
- Need to find a way to explain to the kids that their lives are pretty good. Without using the words ‘ungrateful’ or ‘guttersnipe.’ #
- Wedgies do not work on the living dead. (Captain Underpants) Good to know. #
- The phrase MTV Generation needs to be retired. It’s annoying. Anyone want to suggest a replacement? #
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Add to the list of dad’s dutie…
Add to the list of dad’s duties – looking up video game walkthroughs online. http://bit.ly/TNuWk Tough job but somebody’s got to do it.
David Cone: “I have plenty of …
David Cone: “I have plenty of balls.” Heh heh. Beavis. He said “balls.” (He meant the ones from his perfect game. But y’know. Balls.)
The phrase MTV Generation need…
The phrase MTV Generation needs to be retired. It’s annoying. Anyone want to suggest a replacement?
