dADDy Tweets for 2009-06-27
- Watching: “Video – Parent Tortures Kid With Shrimp | Strollerderby” ( http://bit.ly/nq3eq ) #
- If you heat pastrami in a pan and serve it with eggs its like jewish bacon. #
- Out of the bag and in a bowl of grapes, chocolate covered apricots look like poop. #
- http://twitpic.com/8ky83 – omelette with pastrami (aka Jewish bacon) on the side #
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dADDy Tweets for 2009-06-26
- RT @THE_REAL_SHAQ: My numbers are not good enough to retire 3 more yrs left – Yow. #
- Radio Show tomorrow (Fri) at 12:30pm EST – Jeanne Sager, Amy Kuras and hopefully Catherine Connors. http://is.gd/1dJ0t #
- Radio Show today at 12:30pm EST with @jeannesager, Amy Kuras, @herbadmother, & I’ll read Gov. Sanford’s emails LIVE. http://is.gd/1eu36 #
- Join me LIVE on Babble Radio-Long School Days For Kids,& Luv Gov Emails #BlogTalkRadio at http://tobtr.com/s/580762 or call 347-996-5362 #
- Was going to eat my son’s cookie but instead had a gluten-free brown rice treat. Why? BECAUSE I’M A GOOD DAD. #daddytips #
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dADDy Tweets for 2009-06-25
- Reading: “Kodak Will Help Get Megan Fox And Rose Boy Together” I find it all very annoying. ( http://bit.ly/e9YRi ) #
- http://twitpic.com/8dqh1 – the farm share this week #
- http://twitpic.com/8dso1 – more from the farm share box #
- RT @THE_REAL_SHAQ: “Be who you are because of your foundation, not your situation” Kurt cooper from the barbershop 3 n 1 hair salon #
- RT @doctorparadox: google is a “digital vampire”: sense of entitlement is strong with this one http://bit.ly/3P59SL – well said. #
- RT @unmarketing: If ur looking to make $ quickly with little/no effort, the only thing ur qualified for is being conned. #
- RT @patkiernan: Ruth Madoff spotted on subway. No sense of irony. Tells NY Post photographer you’re “ruining my life.” http://bit.ly/MADruth #
- Got my first fantasy football magazine in the mail (fantasy guru). My wife is already annoyed. Heh heh… #nfl #ffl #
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Michael Jackson Dead at Age 50
Wow. Didn’t see this one coming.
The L.A. Times is reporting that Michael Jackson has died after being rushed to the hospital. Read more »
Farrah Fawcett Dead at 62
Farrah Fawcett has lost her battle with cancer.
Sad. 62 just isn’t that old.
For people who don’t recall, she was at one time the most beautiful woman in the world. You know how everyone gets all worked up about Megan Fox? Imagine that times a billion. That poster was on more bedroom walls than paint.
Image: Cybertown
Governor Mark Sanford And His Magic Pants
I'm so sorry... that I got caught... I mean, that I had an affair...
South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford has admitted that he wasn’t hiking the Appalachian Trail, like his staff told the press. He was in Argentina banging a woman. While his wife and 4 kids were home.
See, Sanford did something wrong. And while he admitted it, that’s not really good enough.
Look at this picture. He looks like a lovesick schoolboy. It’s so insulting to any man who has ever resisted temptation. And temptation is out there for everyone.
Affairs don’t just “happen.” You don’t wake up and find your penis inside a woman other than your wife. Ooops! Sorry honey! It has a mind of its own.
Asshole.
So how did the Governor and his mistress meet? According to this site (which is called Spreadit.org, so it may not be 100% accurate – the link is work-safe though), “Mark Sanford met Maria back in 2001 in New York and the two developed a friendship after she asked the politician some advice on saving her marriage.” I can imagine the conversation now… “Well, the best way to save your marriage, dear, is to spice up the bedroom! I can help you with that…”
Politically, it’s always amusing when this happens, because the GOP Conservative Hive Mind only assaults Democrats who stray. Check out this gallery of “Cheating Politicans” from the ultra-conservative New York Post. It’s largely Democrats, despite the fact that there have been loads of Republicans as well. There are a couple on there, but the focus is on the Dems. There will be some finger-wagging and tounge-clucking, but nothing like Clinton or John Edwards. Oh, and this from March of 2009. “Small-government conservatives have found their champion.” The problem there is that many conservative leaders add morality to the list of issues they support. Sanford himself invoked God and Christianity yesterday. It’s insanely hypocritical, and insulting. I’m not very religious but if I were, I would find the invokation of God in the face of an extra-marital affair nothing more than a slap in the face. Who the hell do you think you are, Sanford? I’ll tell you. You’re a guy who wanted to dip his wick into another woman. Here’s a quote from his press conference: “I was struggling with regard to where my heart was.” What are you, a character in a John Hughes movie? No. You know why? Because John Hughes wouldn’t write a line as shitty as that one. The only struggle you had was with your dick. Admit it.
Personally, I don’t think the fact that he cheated on his wife makes him a bad Governor, at least not necessarily. But it certainly makes him a bad guy. And from what I’ve seen, he’s not all that sorry. Mostly he’s sorry he got caught.
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If you’re interested, here’s more about this moron.
Mark Sanford Mistress Apartment Photo
Mark Sanford and his puppy dog eyes – don’t you just want to give him a hug? And by “hug” I mean “kick in the nuts”.
Mark Sanford Mistress Name Revealed – Maria Belen Shapur – he was helping her with her marriage. By having sex with her. Hey, you’ve got to try, right?
Mark Sanford Emails to Mistress Maria Belen Shapur – WOW. Check this out:
“You have a particular grace and calm that I adore. You have a level of sophistication that so fitting with your beauty. I could digress and say that you have the ability to give magnificent gentle kisses, or that I love your tan lines or that I love the curve of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of the night’s light – but hey, that would be going into sexual details…”
What a fucking idiot.
Image: BumpShack (which could be where Sanford and his ladyfriend got it on. Thank you! I’ll be here all week!)
What Is Zachary Quinto Doing?
Dude. Now that you’re Spock, you have to be more careful.
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