Aug 13 2008

New Lara Croft-Alison Carroll

So, like, hey now.

The National Enquirer has a pic of the new real-life model for the latest ‘Tomb Raider’ video game.

She’s big and fat and no man will touch her.

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Aug 12 2008

Watching the Olympics

Some thoughts while I watch the Olympics.

–    Michael Phelps: I think PTI has a point when they say that maybe we could wait until the guy actually wins all the medals before we say that he’s “the greatest Olympian of all time!!!!!” or whatever. On the other hand, NBC got me to pay attention, so I guess they’re doing something right.
–    Women’s Gymnastics: Read more »


Aug 12 2008

Batman versus Titanic

Batman will crush Titanic. You\'ll see.Seems like everyone is very concerned that ‘The Dark Knight’ doesn’t sink ‘Titanic’ (pun intended). This article from Reuters is one of many that seems to think that the latest Batman film will not break James Cameron’s watery smash-hit, even though ‘Dark Knight’ has taken in over $400 million in four weeks.

Why so negative? I’ll tell you why: tights and capes.
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Aug 12 2008

USB Missile Launcher Hack

Step 1 – get a USB Missile Launcher

Step 2 – Hack it so it targets IR devices

Step 3 – ATTACK!!!!!

(Engadget, who got it from instructables.com)


Aug 06 2008

Uptown Girl looks damn good

Christie Brinkley. Oh my.

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Aug 06 2008

The Bernie Mac is dead text message

Why are people sending text messages about Bernie Mac\'s death?Why are people sending text messages saying that Bernie Mac is dead?

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Aug 05 2008

Pam to cameras: Not the face!

Pamela Anderson to cameraperson: \"Not the face!\"So Pam Anderson, mother and unintentional porn star, is filming a new reality show. But she doesn’t want any closeups of her face. Maybe that means she hasn’t botoxed, or she has and it looks crappy.

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