Nov 19 2008

Cody Linley next Brad Pitt; also annoying

Cody Linley dancing with Julianne Hough. Hough says Linley is the next Brad Pitt. Not since Election Day has there been such incredible news.Let’s start with “Who the hell is Cody Linley?”

He’s on “Hannah Montana”, and just got kicked off of Dancing With The Stars.

His dance partner, the incredibly hot Julianne Hough, says that, “He’ll be the next Brad Pitt, are you kidding?  We’re going to look back in 10 years and be like, ‘Oh, I danced with him on Dancing With the Stars.’ ”

Um, Julianne? You’re the only one who will say that. Because you danced with him. The rest of us were denied that experience.

Cody also showed his sensitive side by bursting into tears, according to E! Online. He went on to say something so exciting I almost can’t type the words: “I’m excited for all the opportunities to come. Thank you, Dancing With the Stars! It’s been amazing. I don’t know about the modeling thing, but definitely films are in my future. Music is my largest passion, so there will definitely be a future there for me.”

Wow. Someone for the kids to look up to.

Not to be a “hater” but sometimes it’s better not to say anything at all. Really? You want to do movies? Maybe a CD? Music is your “passion”? The word “passion” should be banned from the mouths of celebrities — and I use the term loosely here — everywhere.

And Brad Pitt should be annoyed. He’s probably too busy raising his 57 children, but still.

Source: E! Online via Yahoo! (too! many! exclamation! points! YEAH!)


Oct 24 2008

Gary Cole joins Entourage

I’m a big Gary Cole fan – ‘Brady Bunch Movie’, ‘Harvey Birdman’, et al. So the news that he’s going to appear in a three episode arc on HBO’s ‘Entourage’ makes me smile.

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Sep 06 2008

TV-Bizarre Foods

Travel Channel has a new show where guys you wouldn't talk to eat food that looks gross. Hey! Sounds great!On this new program from The Travel Channel, two guys – one looks like half of a Hall & Oates cover band, the other like Matt Pinfield’s father – eat really weird crap that might make you ill just looking at it.

I’ll take Shows I Won’t Be Watching for $400, Alex.