Nov 11 2009

Scientists Grow Weiner In Lab

As Boys Grow

And now, the headline men have been waiting for: “One day artificial penis tissue could be grown to help men, new findings in rabbits now suggest.”

Will the phrase “hung like a rabbit” replace “hung like a horse”?

Now. Why is this important? From an article on LiveScience:

Such methods could potentially aid men who just want to enhance their normal penises, rather than repairing any damage.

“Our intent and the goal of our work is to provide a solution for men who need penile erectile tissue for medical reasons,” Atala told LiveScience. “Of course, you cannot control how the technology is used in terms of what patients want.”

In other words, the whole point is to make it easier for men to deal with the problem of a floppy willie. It’s a problem, sure. But how much of a problem? More than, say, cancer? One wonders about the priorities of modern science.

On The Howard Stern Show on November 10, Howard wondered if this meant that one day men could have a penis of any size they wished. A noble goal, sure. But c’mon. Sex is incredibly important but sometimes it seems like there’s an awful lot of focus on the male ding-dong.

Source: LiveScience (via Robin’s News on The Howard Stern Show)