Mar 31 2009

Woz Lives To Dance Another Day

Steve Wozniak will appear on Dancing With The StarsSteve Wozniak is… well, he’s Woz. How can anyone hate him? He’s such a nerd it’s almost scary. Now he’s survived another week on ‘Dancing With The Stars,’ beating out Steve-O and Holly Madison (who, for the record, is hot).

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Feb 09 2009

Steve Wozniak To Be On Dancing With The Stars

Steve Wozniak will appear on Dancing With The StarsIs this what happens when the kids grow up and leave home? (Actually I have no idea how old Woz’s kids are but I wanted a Dad-related reason to post this.) Read more »


Nov 19 2008

Cody Linley next Brad Pitt; also annoying

Cody Linley dancing with Julianne Hough. Hough says Linley is the next Brad Pitt. Not since Election Day has there been such incredible news.Let’s start with “Who the hell is Cody Linley?”

He’s on “Hannah Montana”, and just got kicked off of Dancing With The Stars.

His dance partner, the incredibly hot Julianne Hough, says that, “He’ll be the next Brad Pitt, are you kidding?  We’re going to look back in 10 years and be like, ‘Oh, I danced with him on Dancing With the Stars.’ ”

Um, Julianne? You’re the only one who will say that. Because you danced with him. The rest of us were denied that experience.

Cody also showed his sensitive side by bursting into tears, according to E! Online. He went on to say something so exciting I almost can’t type the words: “I’m excited for all the opportunities to come. Thank you, Dancing With the Stars! It’s been amazing. I don’t know about the modeling thing, but definitely films are in my future. Music is my largest passion, so there will definitely be a future there for me.”

Wow. Someone for the kids to look up to.

Not to be a “hater” but sometimes it’s better not to say anything at all. Really? You want to do movies? Maybe a CD? Music is your “passion”? The word “passion” should be banned from the mouths of celebrities — and I use the term loosely here — everywhere.

And Brad Pitt should be annoyed. He’s probably too busy raising his 57 children, but still.

Source: E! Online via Yahoo! (too! many! exclamation! points! YEAH!)