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Carrie Prejean Lied About Implants

That is, she lied about when they happened.

It’s a good thing she’s insanely hot. Otherwise she might have to rely on her wits to survive.

Carrie Prejean Topless Shots Taken Post-Implants. (TMZ via HuffPo)

T.I. Is Blogging

At Huffington Post, T.I. is blogging.

Why? Why, T.I.? Why?

T.I.: Responsibility Is A Lifestyle: It’s Time to Bury Da Beef.

dADDy Tweets for 2009-05-10

• Penis Painted on Parent’s Roof – not a new story but a funny one. http://is.gd/oHBm #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-05-10

• RT @momlogic: Oprah puts brand behind Jenny McCarthy. http://tinyurl.com/c2386g Oy vey. I guess we’re not done with her yet. #
• When someone asks how you are doing, another reason to just say “fine” even if you’re not is that they really don’t want to hear bad news. #
• Lesson for the day-being right doesn’t always get you what you want. Especially when you are fighting with your spouse. #
• If I’m holding a dirty diaper, it doesn’t matter if you’re still talking. I need to leave so I throw it away. Doesn’t mean I don’t care. #
• The Yankees waited to play tonight and they’re down 4-0? Bring back the rain. #
• Announcer says ‘these guys are horses’ meaning pitchers. Except for Pavano who had bruised buttocks for 4 years. #
• Girardi yells at ump, Yanks hit 2 homers. Good lesson for the kids. 🙂 #yankees #
• RT @FLWbooks: “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Classic Regency Romance – Now with Ultraviolent Zombie Mayhem! -> http://bit.ly/PzP #
• Dinner from the diner does not mean I don’t care, ok kids? #
• Videogames where a character pees on a fire to put it out. My son and I each have one. Mine is much more mature, though. #
• Is there an age where potty humor becomes funny to kids? Or, for men, where it stops being funny? #
• Irrational fear of the moment – checking on the kids at night and finding them gone. (they weren’t. Gone, that is.) #daddytips #
• Even more irrational fear – being mauled by my Roomba. #
• Swine Flu – Maybe We Won’t Close School – Strollerderby -… http://ff.im/-2BWPL #
• Reading: “Morning News – Pirates Make a Mistake – Strollerderby” ( http://tinyurl.com/d5g68v ) #
• Need to find a way to explain to the kids that their lives are pretty good. Without using the words ‘ungrateful’ or ‘guttersnipe.’ #
• Wedgies do not work on the living dead. (Captain Underpants) Good to know. #
• The phrase MTV Generation needs to be retired. It’s annoying. Anyone want to suggest a replacement? #
• David Cone: “I have plenty of balls.” Heh heh. Beavis. He said “balls.” (He meant the ones from his perfect game. But y’know. Balls.) #
• Add to the list of dad’s duties – looking up video game walkthroughs online. http://bit.ly/TNuWk Tough job but somebody’s got to do it. #
• RT @ginatrapani Full Interview: Anil Dash (@anildash) & Gina Trapani (@ginatrapani) on why keeping old gadgets is cool http://bit.ly/2E57A #
• RT @SusanW: Charlie is eating a chocolate bunny. “Look an EYE SOCKET! I already ate the eyeball. After I smashed it.” #
• Kafka before bed is not a recipe for a good night’s sleep. #
• Obama eats at Ray’s Hell Burger in DC. Fox News headline will be ‘Obama Goes To Hell.’ You heard it here first. #
• Bernie Madoff yelled at employees and got ‘frequent massages’ his ex-secy says in Vanity Fair. Shocking! (not) #
• Note to my son – ‘eat it faster’ does not mean ‘dance while you chew.’ #daddytips #
• http://twitpic.com/4nv8u – My shirt after being used as a napkin by my son. #daddytips #
• New name for lady parts – ‘sugar walls.’ Said by Jerry O’Connell on the Howard Stern Show. #
• Gadget Fatique – too many of my devices require undocumented tweaks to get them to work. Will run out of brain space at some point. #
• Reading: “10 Year Old Burned By Tanning Bed – Strollerderby” ( http://tinyurl.com/d6yoyz ) #
• “Brett and Frank Zappa are now friends.” Which is quite a feat, since Frank is dead. #
• RT @whithonea: received junk email from vibrator.com (no, I’m not a customer) with great Mother’s Day savings! That’s wrong on many levels. #
• Bad sentence from CBS.com: Church Moves Against Celeb Priest Seen In Steamy Pics Defended, But So Is The Priest http://is.gd/xyxR #
• Did This Woman Commit Suicide Because She Couldn’t Breastfeed? – Strollerderby http://ff.im/-2GIhg #
• Incoherent: ‘We have some breaking news. Apparently America likes speccy idiots who scream like bellends and are rubbish.’ http://is.gd/xzk3 #
• Brett Favre is sullying the good name of Brett. #NFL #
• It’s fascinating that a kid can look you in the eye and just… poop in his diaper. No no, you go right ahead. Don’t let me stop you. #
• Stop booing Mark Texeira! He’s very sensitive. Rich. But very sensitive. #yankees #
• Cop catches Matsui’s home run ball and gives it to a kid. Nice. #yankees #
• The first question on the poll was the following: “Which celebrity would you most feel comfortable leaving your… http://ff.im/-2IPbW #
• Seeing Star Trek while my wife stays with the kids. Because she is the best woman in the world. #livelongandprosper #
• Reading: “Mom Puts 9 Year Old Girl On Craigs List For Revenge” if guilty, the lady is seriously messed up. ( http://tinyurl.com/phyjt5 ) #
• New politically correct holiday – Primary Caregivers Day #
• Little kids have no sense of time. ‘Last week’ could mean yesterday or vice versa. #daddytips #
• Kids who climb up slides when there’s a line of other kids waiting to slide down are very annoying. #
• Weird kid at the park humping the water fountain while he drinks. No pic cuz that would be rude. Not unlike humping a public fountain. #
• Suddenly all the kids at the park seem really small. Cuz mine are big, of course. #daddytips #
• Lines of the evening – “You’ve used up all of your ‘but dad’s for the day” and “I’m done discussing your dinner with you.” #daddytips #
• Penis Painted on Parent’s Roof – not a new story but a funny one. http://is.gd/oHBm #

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dADDy Tweets for 2009-05-09

• Reading: “Mom Puts 9 Year Old Girl On Craigs List For Revenge” if guilty, the lady is seriously messed up. ( http://tinyurl.com/phyjt5 ) #
• New politically correct holiday – Primary Caregivers Day #
• Little kids have no sense of time. ‘Last week’ could mean yesterday or vice versa. #daddytips #
• Kids who climb up slides when there’s a line of other kids waiting to slide down are very annoying. #
• Weird kid at the park humping the water fountain while he drinks. No pic cuz that would be rude. Not unlike humping a public fountain. #
• Suddenly all the kids at the park seem really small. Cuz mine are big, of course. #daddytips #
• Lines of the evening – “You’ve used up all of your ‘but dad’s for the day” and “I’m done discussing your dinner with you.” #daddytips #

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Lines of the evening – “You’ve used up all of your ‘but dad’s for the day” and “I’m done discussing your dinner with you.” #daddytips