Candy Gives You Energy!
It’s not clear to me what is inside this Super Mario Bros.-themed candy. Whatever it is, it apparently has the power to give you energy.
Break open the crates like in the Super Mario Bros. games and find cool candies that will give you the energy burst you need!
Well then. Glad we cleared that up.
Nintendo Brick Breakin Candy Tin via Midtown Comics.
Support Your Local Mutants, Buy X-Men Toys
Two ways to suppport your local mutants, as it says on MarvelStore.com. Huh? X-Men action figures, dude!
You have a choice of “modern X-Men” or “classic X-Men” from the classic Giant Size X-Men era. And by classic, we mean old. (Apologies to Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.)
Aside: The WordPress suggested tags for this post were “men” and “play”. Draw your own conclusions.
Modern X-Men, 7 piece play set
Giant Size X-Men Action Figure Collection Set, 6 figures including Wolverine
Both from MarvelStore.com
I Don’t Have Time To Read This Article About Optimizing My Focus and Resources
These tips to help you focus and stuff are fine. Well, they might be fine. They also might suck. I wouldn’t know. Because I haven’t had time to read the article. Read more »
Brett Singer Tweets for 2012-03-25
- Brett Singer Tweets for 2012-03-18 http://t.co/OsZSKVTX #
- Makes me wanna go outside… QT @hudsonette: Ahhhh. RT @pbumpix: Spring @ Central Park – Harlem Meer http://t.co/PsT9OL0p in reply to hudsonette #
- Isn't that always the way? -> Owner By Far Creepiest Man In Bar | @TheOnion – http://t.co/aVmnihvH #
- Aw, isn't that sweet? -> 5-Year-Old Wants To Be Overworked Haitian Nanny When He Grows Up | @TheOnion – http://t.co/MdFr6fYr #
- Feet! RT @GirlsGoneChild: Impressive feet. http://t.co/hfOuDj6F #
- Because female superhero cans weren't big enough—via @io9, Corset-wearing superwomen from the Age of Steam – http://t.co/SIb0anUd #
- "If http://t.co/roDhoK9G were a country, it would be larger than Vatican City." Well allrighty then. #
- RT @HeatherBarmore: I know that ppl will soon tire of my #TrayvonMartin tweets but I'm tired of black men being killed for being black men.. #
- RT @BarackObama: See what happened when Jim from Ohio found out he gets…dinner w/ President Obama: http://t.co/yZYYlfT8 #DinnerWithBarack in reply to BarackObama #
- "You only get to be one person at a time." Kids were talking about a video game. But it sounds profound. #deepthoughts #
- Good post @GeekWire abt Mike Daisey controversy. I need to discuss this with someone. http://t.co/2TtTq22i #
- Not to be an #ihole but its true. The new #iPad screen is amazing. -> New iPad Retina Display is a game-changer @ZDNet http://t.co/11e03qVC #
- So far I haven't found one. -> The new iPad's great but what's wrong with a good, inexpensive Android tablet? @ZDNet http://t.co/ZgwpuCyJ #
- Wow, they're really going to do this-> First picture of The Green Arrow from CW's new superhero series Arrow – http://t.co/BOd57iKc via @io9 #
- I have found this to be true as well -> Free, Ad-Supported Mobile Apps Are Killing Your Battery – http://t.co/7EhNYwGU #
- New Cisco switch is called Insiemi. That makes me think of the word "inseminate." Maybe a name change should be considered? #deepthoughts #
- Heavy RT @GirlsGoneChild: on (finally) accepting feminism (and finally posting this post which I wrote months ago) – http://t.co/58jhlseJ #
- "This report includes the term 'bull-twinkie.'" RT @paidContent: Top Kindle Fire Activity: Reading E-Books, Says Citi http://t.co/PjlzrD8l #
- Had Manic Monday stuck in my head b4 I realized what song it was. All I had was the bridge so I thought "prince". (He wrote it, y'know.) #
- In 1992, Rick Santorum had an aide call The New Yorker to ask why they hadn't replied to his submission. #wow http://t.co/LvuvOQ9h #
- Via @GirlsGoneChild, Motivational Prints by Anthony Burrill that could actually motivate someone. http://t.co/jOvyok30 #
- “Mother of Pearl” by Nellie McKay is my new jam. ? http://t.co/ZkraZtvA #
- Android app thats a database for kb shortcuts. That, friends, is nerdy. Keyboard Shortcuts Game for Android | DroidMill http://t.co/Us9GQNCI #
- "This was a what-if. What if we made sock shoes?" Nike socklike Flyknit may transform shoes | Seattle Times Newspaper http://t.co/i72wNjiJ #
- 10 Best RnB Summer Jams of the 1990s | MANjr – A couple of fun “hey, I remember that song” tracks on here. I… http://t.co/wzyDm0Vz #
- It is about Spock, therefore I share. -> 10 Reasons Why Leonard Nimoy Is More Interesting Than You Thought | MANjr – http://t.co/fZ1yaldf #
- Futurama-you can't prove it won't happen. #
- "That double-crossing… cockney… liar!" #SlyCooper #VideoGame dialogue #
- Also from #SlyCooper ??"her pioneering use of hypnotherapy…" #
- RT @MissTanya: Sneak Peek At The Final Phase Of New York City’s High Line @PSFK http://t.co/4qsNGIUP #
- Is Darth Vader's armor proof that he's secretly Jewish? – No, but it's fun to think about. via @io9 http://t.co/leCrGHXH #
- So 1995 is now an oldie? Oy. Blues Traveler, Low Rider / Run-Around, 9/3/95, Video via http://t.co/DrG9R3Vw – http://t.co/tpmcP53s #
- RT @warrenellis: "Mercury could be completely dismantled in about forty years" – http://t.co/qpbfse2Y #
- Answer: yes. Sorry. RT @MikeRosenstein: But seriously… if I see Titanic 3D tonight, am I part of the problem? via @AndyKindler #
- Have fun! RT @VeraSweeney: First things first… ( @Starbucks ) #tmomdisney http://t.co/KsDhmL51 #
- RT @CarolineLHoward 'Young girls need to stop thinking with their breasts, and start thinking with their brains!' http://t.co/yXbmjzhK #
- RT @RawStory: Pat Robertson says a Broncos Peyton Manning injury would 'serve them right' after the Tim Tebow trade: http://t.co/mBeBwiii #
- Thems some purty roses, Rose. Thanks. RT @rosemcgowan: Roses for you all! http://t.co/JJBV5IKz #
- RT @lizzwinstead: Bison and me!! #SantorumWasRight http://t.co/zH32z9CN #
- Nope. RT @ComplexMag: The most amazing Etch-a-Sketch drawings you'll ever see: http://t.co/Ll1CkUhA Anybody got skills like this? #
- Ah, more Christian love from Pat Robertson. #tebow RE http://t.co/6jabbiIF #
- RT @markknoller: Heckler interrupts the pres. Pres says he'd read the guy's book – but to stop interrupting. #
- Where was Robertson when Trent Dilfer was dumped by the Ravens after winning the Super Bowl? Huh? What then? @RawStory @GregMitch #
- "Katniss Kickbacks"? Oy.-NYork Sports Clubs' Hunger Games-Inspired Workout Challenges…"Train Like a Tribute" http://t.co/GTMcc2yU #
- Lots wrong with this quiz but interesting-I scored 42 in @charlesmurray's "Do You Live in a Bubble". Take it @NewsHour http://t.co/pyKAWGrq #
- Another Reason To Become a Vegan—Pink Slime http://t.co/S7E5nnyk #
- Why Are We Still Debating The Benefits of Bilingualism? http://t.co/A6Dx1yIO #
- SE-Oh, Shut Up – I have decided something. Barring the times when I am asked to do so for money—as in a… http://t.co/ZliDsL3N #
- “Paid In Full” by Eric B. & Rakim is my new jam. ? http://t.co/RgGKE6BD #
- Ha! RT @BloggerFather: Interesting screen grab from @Progressive website shows they're actually not so progressive. http://t.co/oaHGytxY #
- Glad you didn't stay retired, sir! RT @TheRealNimoy: On the set Of Big Bang with Jim Parsons ! LLAP http://t.co/ELZ4B7d3 #
- Read the whole tweet at the link RT @caplannfl: Marion Barber, who announced his retirement today (cont) http://t.co/Wavjy40L #
- RT @HESherman: Brilliant! @Gothamist Letter to owner of cellphone that went off (at) DEATH/SALESMAN http://t.co/9uKvtlCb #2amt tx @hellernyt #
- Sweet mother of Abe Lincoln, no. -> RE Sal the next Rosa Parks? Plus, Ass Napkin Ed, a dad? http://t.co/WlkGjzkV @sternshow #
- RT @joshacagan: Hoodies get you shot. Short skirts get you raped. No wonder people in the future always wear jumpsuits. #
- RT @TheNerdyBird: Has anyone gone on an interview where an employer asked for your Facebook password? Did you laugh in their face? #
- Heh heh. RT @Real_Shakey: prayer!? I hardly even know her! http://t.co/lDvQBfNw #
- RT @blackvoices: Lebron James and Miami Heat wear hoodies in honor of Trayvon Martin http://t.co/TV3jvKuk #
- Mitt Romney – now with more whole grain! #CampaignSlogans #
- Saturday Morning and No Cartoons http://t.co/WiVH02JM #
- A Bible game show hosted by Jeff Foxworthy. Um… http://t.co/Wt1pjF4T #
- Funny #hungergames related web comic. http://t.co/D80KHOqC #
Saturday Morning and No Cartoons

Why aren't we watching cartoons?
It’s Saturday Morning. Why aren’t we watching cartoons?
Another Reason To Become a Vegan—Pink Slime
So, ew.
I missed this story about “pink slime.” What is pink slime? According to ABC News, “‘Pink slime’ is beef trimmings.” Oh! That’s OK, right? Well, no. “Once only used in dog food and cooking oil, the trimmings are now sprayed with ammonia so they are safe to eat and added to most ground beef as a cheaper filler.” For added fun, ABC says that pink slime is in 70 percent of the ground beef sold at supermarkets.
Now you might be saying, Brett. That’s just supermarket ground beef. That’s not enough of a reason to become a vegan. What are you, one of those commie pinko Occupy Everything buttheads? Seriously—do you have, like, a butt for a head?
No! I do not have a butt for a head. I do, however, think that you are unlikely to find ammonia in your kale. And kale is healthier for you anyway. So why not just avoid meat altogether?
But Brett! What about fish? Or chicken? Huh? What about tasty, delicious chicken? You like chicken, don’t you? Read more »
Why Are We Still Debating The Benefits of Bilingualism?
I’m not going to bother reading this New York Times essay titled The Benefits of Bilingualism.
Why not? First of all, I’m busy. Second, I’d rather write this post and I really am kinda busy right now. Third, and most important, I truly cannot believe that there are people in the world who don’t understand that it is a good idea to know how to speak more than one language. (And Klingon doesn’t count. Sorry.) Read more »





