Denmark Introduces Harrowing N…
Denmark Introduces Harrowing New Tourism Ads Directed By Lars Von Trier, The Onion, http://onion.com/d5DhdL – thing is, it’s a good idea.
Heavy Rain, not Chubby Rain
A new video game, Heavy Rain, is being touted by writers on CNET’s Crave blog as nothing less than the second coming of JesusElvisBunnicula.
Heavy Rain is by far one of the most ambitious video games to hit consoles in quite some time…Regardless of whether the story affects you, we guarantee you’ve never played anything like this before.
When I saw the name, though, I couldn’t help but think of ‘Chubby Rain’, the fake movie from the Steve Martin / Eddie Murphy flick ‘Bowfinger.’
Turns out there is a Chocolate Rain parody called Chubby Rain that makes use of ‘Bowfinger’ footage. There is also a club called the Chubby Rain House of Tunes.
More importantly, however, are these definitions of chubby rain from Urban Dictionary.
Chubby rain: a crime scene investigator term used to describe the phenomenon were in an obese or overly fat person dies in a room and is not found for quite some time. the result being that the large fat deposits and bodily fluids start to evaporate and condense on the ceiling, so when someone finally does find the body the first step into the room results in jaring the dense semi-liquid substance from the ceiling downward onto the unfortunate bystander.
Chubby rain: To urinate with a partial errection.
Chubby = the partial errection
Rain = the urine spraying everywhere
Anyway, the game is called Heavy Rain. Not Chubby Rain. Got it?
Heavy Rain: Playing with your emotions | Crave – CNET
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Dad And Son Bomb Bank Together
Another father and son crime — bank bombing.
Bruce Turnidge and his son, Joshua, are both accused of planting a bomb at the West Coast Bank branch in Woodburn in December 2008 that killed a Woodburn police captain and an Oregon State Police trooper.
Since people died, prosecutors are seeking the death penalty.
Father, son face hearings in Ore. bank bombing [Gazette Times]
Dad Helps Son Escape Prison
Brian Rigby helped his son with his jailbreak, and got himself arrested.
Osceola County investigators say 21-year-old Michael Rigby ran two miles to his grandmother’s home after getting out of the jail. The grandmother then allegedly called the fugitive’s father, Brian Rigby (pictured right), who gave his son a car and money to aid his escape.
Sounds like grandma helped too, but she’s free. She just made the call, maybe that’s not as serious a charge. Not condoning the illegality of it all, but this is definitely a dad willing to go all out for his son.
Father of escaped inmate arrested for helping son get away – WDBO Local News on wdbo.com
Howard to a kid on his staff -…
Howard to a kid on his staff – ‘if you were my son I would taser you.’ (Long story.) #sternshow
Can Life Exist in Alternate Un…
Can Life Exist in Alternate Universes? : Discovery News ( http://bit.ly/aWpauw ) I hope so, because that would be cool.
Names that are tricky for U.S….
Names that are tricky for U.S. announcers at the Olympics — Fak. #olympics #funnynames
