dADDy Tweets for 2010-06-25
- How the iPhone got its name, and what droid and kindle really mean ( The Hot Word Blog, http://bit.ly/afG3K2 ) #
- "Tiki Barber Officially Out at 'Today' — NFL FanHouse" ( http://bit.ly/dp2Ty5 ) #
- "Wimbledon Does Serena Royal Disservice — Tennis FanHouse" ( http://bit.ly/a5dfDy ) #
- This is neat – "X-Ray Pin-up Calendar — Lost At E Minor: For creative people" ( http://bit.ly/bH6PiL ) #
- A synonym for closet is glory hole? Really? "Synonym for closet (n) – Thesaurus – MSN Encarta" ( http://bit.ly/cLZGZ9 ) #wtf #
- What the heck is this? "Australian Animal Rights Activists Rescue Hairless Wombat Named Shrek" ( http://bit.ly/9mQmK2 ) #
- Not the tiara! "Youth Tiara Recalled by Wilton Industries Due to Lead Exposure Hazard" ( http://bit.ly/bJaQ9g ) #daddytips #
- Me on Fox News Channel with Megyn Kelly: http://is.gd/d40X4 #parentdish #aol #daddytips #
dADDy Tweets for 2010-06-24
- Hottest Toys of the Summer according to Toys R Us. Ninja Warrior Hamsters. Um… ( http://bit.ly/9rrfPY ) #daddytips #
- mutant fish! http://bit.ly/bfmdK0 #
- City police step up dinosaur patrols. Not what you think it means. Sounds like a job for Axe Cop! http://bit.ly/91QyKA #
- Spencer Pratt’s Dad ‘Wishes He Had Worn A Condom’ [Quality Parenting] ( http://bit.ly/duxlPc ) #daddytips #
- Scary TPer Sharron Angle: ""The nation is arming…If we don't win at the ballot box, what will be the next step?" http://bit.ly/aa3jBL #ack #
- Horsey Theater? Huh? "Theater Review – 'Cavalia' – A Celebration of Horses at the Meadowlands – NYTimes.com" ( http://nyti.ms/9QPJPM ) #
- The 7 Films Longer Than Wimbledon’s Isner/Mahut Match ( Flavorpill, http://bit.ly/amKqZO ) #
Onion Radio News For Kids Not Actually For Kids [Humor]
The Onion Radio News branches out into the kiddie market with a new kid announcer. Just don’t listen to this with your kids.
Onion Radio News For Kids | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source | Onion Radio News.
Disney Large Beach Towels on eBay [Deals]
From the awesomeness that is eBay, a nice deal on some Disney Large Beach Towels. $6.99. Sold directly from The Mouse House, according to this page on the auction site. Limited time deal, blah blah blah.
Spencer Pratt’s Dad ‘Wishes He Had Worn A Condom’ [Quality Parenting]
If you want to see some quality parenting, look no further than Spencer Pratt’s dad. The father of the reality show nitwit says that he wishes he had worn a condom.
Well, that’s what Spencer says. Or rather what he tweeted. On Father’s Day.
According to Us Magazine, Pratt’s parents removed all photos of him from their home (via HuffPo). This, of course, may or may not be true.
What is true is that commenters at Huffington Post made the obligatory “we wish your dad had worn a condom too” joke. Which is soooo funny.
One comment was worth quoting:
Anyone consider he was at one point just a moldable blob…and those parents of his failed miserably to make him much more than that?
A good point, that. Sometimes the parents are to blame. Spencer Pratt must have had help becoming so utterly useless.
Spencer Pratt’s Dad ‘Wishes He Had Worn A Condom’ (Us Magazine via HuffPo)
dADDy Tweets for 2010-06-23
- Ooo! I love interacting with brands! Ooooo!!! "Facebook | smartwater" ( http://bit.ly/cT1Vcv ) #doomed #romehasburned #
- Justin Beiber has an illegal tattoo? Is a blog post about that creepy? "RobbyNova Tales: The Biebs is Inked Up" ( http://bit.ly/czi4fG ) #
- ZOMG! Y CANT THEY JUST LEEVE NICOLE ALONEE??? "Judge extends Nicole Richie's DUI probation – omg! news on Yahoo!" ( http://yhoo.it/aenQtl ) #
- Larry King pledges to drink the oil, Seacrest to put it in his hair – omg! photos on Yahoo!" ( http://yhoo.it/avTBnB ) #
- Miley Cyrus singing Joan Jett songs is troubling. ( http://yhoo.it/aqKIQj ) #
- "Do you think Miley's new sound will appeal to grown-ups?" I'm sorry, the correct answer is "who gives a shit?" ( http://yhoo.it/9LvEkW ) #
- "Dutch submarine to help fight piracy – CNN.com" ( http://bit.ly/bHMccN ) #
- SC town proposed an ordinance making it illegal to sing in public. Except on the Appalachian Trail. ( http://bit.ly/csMJpB ) #
- The word barbecue has a Haitian origin. I did not know that, Johnny. "Etymology dictionary at Dictionary.com" ( http://bit.ly/b5C8BS ) #
- "Edith Shain, nurse whose V-J kiss with sailor in Times Square immortalized in Life photo, dies at 91" ( http://bit.ly/aYW7nM ) #
- "Siblings stick together: Former Florida Governor Jeb Bush tells President Obama not to bully brother" ( http://bit.ly/ciDVCd ) #stupid #
- Mets' Johan Santana accused of sexual battery; no charges filed – USATODAY.com ( http://bit.ly/cXeAKh ) #yikes #
dADDy Tweets for 2010-06-22
- There's actually a movie with the title "Silent But Deadly". ( http://imdb.to/cg8KGp ) #
- Slow and steady wins the race. But not the election. #adviceforobama #
- "Not for Public Display: Backstage at the American Museum of Natural History | Wired Science | Wired.com" ( http://bit.ly/dqmkFZ ) #
- If I say I'm a racist, does that mean I'm not?RT @ebertchicago: Usually it's a racist who tells you, "I'm not a racist." (Daniel Montgomery) #
- Jackasses Upset About Obama Fathers Day Message: Oh Noes! Gay people want to do stuff! Horrors! http://is.gd/cZvSW #
- RT @Alyssa_Milano: Can't wait to watch this! Due to a power outage @JimmyKimmel shot tonight's epi on his MacBook webcam? http://is.gd/cZvUm #
- Dr. Strange movie! Whoo-hoo! "Marvel Studios Hires Writers for Dr. Strange – ComingSoon.net" ( http://bit.ly/awguzZ ) #
- 89% of ppl blame BP for oil spill (Reuters poll). The other 11% blame… who? Hippies? Journalists? The Jews? #dummies #
