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Jon Gosselin Is Still Out of His Mind
Jon and Kate Plus 8 may have been canceled but that hasn’t stopped the stream of interviews with Jon and Kate (the 8 have no comment for now). An interview on PopEater confirms that Jon Gosselin is still out of his mind.
The latest wackiness: Jon Gosselin Promises the Holidays Will Be the Same for the Kids. Dude. How is that possible? Unless he means that the holidays will be utterly bizarre, something they have been ever since the Gosselins decided to turn their lives into a TV show.
Amusingly, the dopey dad does not mention celebrating Chanukah, despite the fact that Jon Gosselin declared to ParentDish that he was now Jewish. Well, OK. Half Jewish. In fact, he even said he planned to celebrate the festival of lights, telling ParentDish: “This is the first year I will celebrate Chanukah. Hailey is Jewish. Everyone in my life is Jewish now, my attorney. I love it. I’m now half Jewish and half Korean. The family values are great.” (And the food. Oy! That Gefilte fish!)
Jon also told ParentDish “On Christmas, I’ll see my kids during the day for a couple of hours.” But that was a whole month ago. Now he tells PopEater the following: “Christmas Eve and Christmas day are joint-shared custody days, which means we’re both in the house. So we’ll be there.”
What does this mean? That the guy is living a stream of consciousness type of life. No reflection whatsoever. He just says whatever pops into his head at the moment he is asked a question. And he gets asked questions all day long. It’s bizarre.
Look. Divorce is hard on everyone. And going through it in the public eye is even harder. But is it really necessary to do interviews constantly? Maybe it is — apparently Gosselin wants to remain on television, telling the entertainment show “The Insider” that “he plans to make TV his career,” according to Examiner.com. So keeping himself “out there” helps.
On the other hand, maybe he could just get a regular job.
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Scientists Grow Weiner In Lab
And now, the headline men have been waiting for: “One day artificial penis tissue could be grown to help men, new findings in rabbits now suggest.”
Will the phrase “hung like a rabbit” replace “hung like a horse”?
Now. Why is this important? From an article on LiveScience:
Such methods could potentially aid men who just want to enhance their normal penises, rather than repairing any damage.
“Our intent and the goal of our work is to provide a solution for men who need penile erectile tissue for medical reasons,” Atala told LiveScience. “Of course, you cannot control how the technology is used in terms of what patients want.”
In other words, the whole point is to make it easier for men to deal with the problem of a floppy willie. It’s a problem, sure. But how much of a problem? More than, say, cancer? One wonders about the priorities of modern science.
On The Howard Stern Show on November 10, Howard wondered if this meant that one day men could have a penis of any size they wished. A noble goal, sure. But c’mon. Sex is incredibly important but sometimes it seems like there’s an awful lot of focus on the male ding-dong.
Source: LiveScience (via Robin’s News on The Howard Stern Show)
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Howard Stern’s wife doesn’t li…
Howard Stern’s wife doesn’t listen to his radio show. I guess it’s OK if my wife doesn’t read my blog. #sternshow
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