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Smell Like Tim McGraw
Now you too can smell like Tim McGraw.
Yes, it’s Tim McGraw. The fragrance.
“Dad, why do the other kids at school make fun of you?”
“Because I have my own fragrance.”
“Why?”
“Because I do. Now shut-up.”
Pictures of Jaimee Grubbs
Here are some pictures of Jaimee Grubbs. Who is Jaimee Grubbs? She may have had an affair with Tiger Woods. Did Jaimee Grubbs, or Jamie Grubbs as some are calling her, have an affair with Tiger Woods? Can we type Jamie Grubbs and Tiger Woods affair often enough? Perhaps we already have.
Apparently Jaimee Grubbs, or Jamie Grubbs, or Jaime Grubbs, or Jamie Grubb, or whatever, once appeared on a VH1 reality show called Tool Academy. I think it wasn’t about tools. Well, not the kind of tools one buys at Home Depot. Maybe the kind of tools who shop at Home Depot. (Thank you! Tip your waitresses!)
It should be pointed out that we have no knowledge of any affair between Jaime Grubbs and Tiger Woods. We do have a link to pictures of Jaimee Grubbs at VH1.com. And we have pictures here. Look! She’s cute.
All About Jaimee Grubbs (Examiner)
Pictures of Jaimee Grubbs (VH1.com)
Superman as a Deadbeat Dad
“Superman Returns” was a lousy movie. I didn’t much care for it. But the person who posted this clip to YouTube really really REALLY hated it.
Like, really. A lot.
Read (many, many misspellings follow):
Bryan Singers aweful “Singerman Repugnant” is a disgracful presentation of possiblely the most celebrated fictional character known to the world. His horrible casting of Lois Lane as a common whore who would have sex with two men so close in time intervals that she would not realize that the baby she had was not the child of the second man. Not even that is the main charcteristic flaw. Lois Lane was always depicted as a woman of such strong character that Superman was the only man of equally strong person that she could ever love.
Wow. But there’s more:
Brayn Singers Lois Lane is a common whore and his Superman is a weak image of a man whom would be licking a womans boots begging for attention if not for his powers.
“Lois Lane is a common whore.” How dare you, sir!
The video has even more in the way of embedded commentary. Check it out.
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFI03qj__U4]
Source: YouTube
DJ Claims Charles Manson is his Father
Los Angeles DJ Matthew Roberts says that his mother recently informed him that his father was Charles Manson, according to a story in The Sun. From About.com’s Weird News blog:
Matthew Roberts…says Charles Manson raped his mother during a drug-fueled orgy in 1967, two years before his cult “family” carried out the notorious Helter Skelter murders…Then, shortly after his birth, she put him up for adoption.
Roberts says he tracked down his real mother, who at first didn’t tell him his father was Manson, who has been living in prison since 1969. When she told him the truth, Roberts wrote to the lunatic in prison — who has since sent him a series of rambling letters that confirm the story, according to the Sun.
The letters Manson sent include fatherly gems such as “The truth is the truth. The truth hurts,” and “You got the same father I got. A hobo just left on the midnight train and died, lost at sea,” according to The Sun.
Roberts told The Sun that “he now battles confused emotions” regarding Charles Manson. In one quote he refers to the maniac as “Charlie,” saying that because Manson is his biological father, he “can’t help but have some kind of emotional connection. That’s the hardest thing of all – feeling love for a monster who raped my mother. I don’t want to love him, but I don’t want to hate him either.”
A commenter named Doris at About.com writes the following: “Matthew Roberts’ real parents are the people who raised him – his adoptive parents. Manson is his birth father.” Interesting point. Roberts may want to take that advice. Getting involved with a guy like Manson is probably a recipe for disaster, even if you are related.
If Luke Skywalker Had Facebook
Funny bit from the blog Armchair Commentary. Here’s a sample (click to see full-size). I’d say “spoiler alert” but if you haven’t seen Star Wars by now, either you never will or you are too young to be surfing the web without parental supervision.
Armchair Commentary: If Luke Skywalker Had Facebook….
One Nation, Under 12
For years I’ve been saying that we are becoming increasingly immature. In my head I call this “One Nation, Under 12.”
So now I make it official. Whenever I see an example of nationwide immaturity, I’ll post it here. Enjoy.
What do I mean by One Nation, Under 12? 12 means 12 years old, so under that would mean some pretty immature behavior. But what else do you call someone who is presumably an adult and goes to a website and types the following:
That’s from Stereogum, a music site. And sure, it’s not that big a deal. But why is an adult taking the time to write something like that? Why engage in that conversation?
Not trying to be a bummer. But if Rome is burning, or has burned, it’s better that we know. That way we can get some flame retardant pajamas.
Star Trek Movie on Blu-Ray only 19.99 at Amazon
You can get the new Star Trek movie on Blu-Ray for only 19.99 at Amazon.com.
This is a good deal. You should buy it. Here’s the trailer in case you forgot how good this movie is. If you haven’t seen it, do so.
Star Trek Movie on Blu-Ray only 19.99 at Amazon
