Posts Tagged ‘Watch Out For Satan’
Watch Out For Satan [Wacky Religious Stuff]
Everyone knows that we should watch out for Satan. But did you know how the Evil One tries to get you? Huh? Huh?
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od6nMIVgeZ0]
“I personally believe that Satan does work through inanimate objects.”
See, that’s when I would get up and leave. Quickly.
If Satan did exist, would he/she/it really bother with people like this? They’re so fucking dull. They think it’s interesting to listen to uninteresting jackoffs like the guy in this video. I’d like to think that if Satan were looking for folks to corrupt, he would go for people that seem like they could be fun, but also gettable. Reminds me of something a group of gay men once said on the Howard Stern Show about producer Gary Dell’abate, which is that one reason they were attracted to him is that he seemed kind of “gettable.” I have no idea what they mean by that, except to say that I guess those particular gay guys must look at Gary and think he can be “turned.” So if you follow my logic here (and I realize it isn’t that easy to do), if Satan is looking at a room full of nitwits who listen to a guy who says things like, “I personally believe that Satan does work through inanimate objects,” and actually stick around to hear more of that person has to say, why the hell would he bother trying to convert them? They don’t sound very gettable to me.
