Posts Tagged ‘tweets’
May 07 2009
Incoherent: ‘We have some brea…
Incoherent: ‘We have some breaking news. Apparently America likes speccy idiots who scream like bellends and are rubbish.’ http://is.gd/xzk3
May 07 2009
Did This Woman Commit Suicide …
Did This Woman Commit Suicide Because She Couldn’t Breastfeed? – Strollerderby http://ff.im/-2GIhg
May 07 2009
Bad sentence from CBS.com: Chu…
Bad sentence from CBS.com: Church Moves Against Celeb Priest Seen In Steamy Pics Defended, But So Is The Priest http://is.gd/xyxR
May 07 2009
RT @whithonea: received junk e…
RT @whithonea: received junk email from vibrator.com (no, I’m not a customer) with great Mother’s Day savings! That’s wrong on many levels.
May 06 2009
dADDy Tweets for 2009-05-06
- David Cone: “I have plenty of balls.” Heh heh. Beavis. He said “balls.” (He meant the ones from his perfect game. But y’know. Balls.) #
- Add to the list of dad’s duties – looking up video game walkthroughs online. http://bit.ly/TNuWk Tough job but somebody’s got to do it. #
- RT @ginatrapani Full Interview: Anil Dash (@anildash) & Gina Trapani (@ginatrapani) on why keeping old gadgets is cool http://bit.ly/2E57A #
- RT @SusanW: Charlie is eating a chocolate bunny. “Look an EYE SOCKET! I already ate the eyeball. After I smashed it.” #
- Kafka before bed is not a recipe for a good night’s sleep. #
- Obama eats at Ray’s Hell Burger in DC. Fox News headline will be ‘Obama Goes To Hell.’ You heard it here first. #
- Bernie Madoff yelled at employees and got ‘frequent massages’ his ex-secy says in Vanity Fair. Shocking! (not) #
- Note to my son – ‘eat it faster’ does not mean ‘dance while you chew.’ #daddytips #
- http://twitpic.com/4nv8u – My shirt after being used as a napkin by my son. #daddytips #
- New name for lady parts – ‘sugar walls.’ Said by Jerry O’Connell on the Howard Stern Show. #
- Gadget Fatique – too many of my devices require undocumented tweaks to get them to work. Will run out of brain space at some point. #
- Reading: “10 Year Old Burned By Tanning Bed – Strollerderby” ( http://tinyurl.com/d6yoyz ) #
- “Brett and Frank Zappa are now friends.” Which is quite a feat, since Frank is dead. #
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May 06 2009
“Brett and Frank Zappa are now…
“Brett and Frank Zappa are now friends.” Which is quite a feat, since Frank is dead.
