Posts Tagged ‘tweets’
May 09 2009
Lines of the evening – “You’ve…
Lines of the evening – “You’ve used up all of your ‘but dad’s for the day” and “I’m done discussing your dinner with you.” #daddytips
May 09 2009
Suddenly all the kids at the p…
Suddenly all the kids at the park seem really small. Cuz mine are big, of course. #daddytips
May 09 2009
Weird kid at the park humping …
Weird kid at the park humping the water fountain while he drinks. No pic cuz that would be rude. Not unlike humping a public fountain.
May 09 2009
Kids who climb up slides when …
Kids who climb up slides when there’s a line of other kids waiting to slide down are very annoying.
May 09 2009
Little kids have no sense of t…
Little kids have no sense of time. ‘Last week’ could mean yesterday or vice versa. #daddytips
May 09 2009
Reading: “Mom Puts 9 Year Old …
Reading: “Mom Puts 9 Year Old Girl On Craigs List For Revenge” if guilty, the lady is seriously messed up. ( http://tinyurl.com/phyjt5 )
