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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-06-14

• Carrie Fisher on the Tony Awards – getting older sucks. At least she’s still funny. (Not knocking her. It sucks for all of us.) #
• ‘Billy Elliot’ on the Tonys – people think this is good? What the hell? ‘OK Billy run! Now grunt! Now tap! Run! Grunt! Tap!’ Oy. #
• Checking the one stock you own 57 times a day is very silly. #
• Great sports name: Omar Cuff, NFL #daddytips #
• Some guy is giving a well dressed woman a hickey in starbucks. Why? When teenagers do that u can say ‘ah, youth.’ This? ew. #
• Tell your kid to stop shouting. Now. Two words – inside voices. #daddytips #
• And what if my kid doesn’t have a fever? Huh? WHAT THEN HEALTH EXPERTS??? #daddytips #
• Me to Thing 2 – “It’s always good to see Superman. Unless you’re a BAD GUY!” #daddytips #
• Thing 2 just called ‘Slow Ride’ ‘So Wide.’ (guitar hero.) a future Weird Al? #daddytips #
• RT @john_sherrod: just watched “Stop Loss” – modern day “Hair” without the music or weed. #
• RT @craftastrophe: Have you voted for Craftastrophe yet? Please do! http://is.gd/Wjld Great site, worth the time to vote. #
• RT @THE_REAL_SHAQ: “Every intersection in the road of life is the opportunity make a decision” – Duke ellington #
• Kids in manhattan playing with a Red Sox beach ball. That’s just wrong. Unamerican! #yankees #
• Should mothers wear the same clothing brands/styles as their daughters? Even if they look good in them? #daddytips #
• Overheard 7 year old: ‘oh look! There’s that Alfa Romeo. I LOVE that Alfa Romeo.’ As opposed to the other Alfa Romeo, that one sucks… #
• When even I look at my clothes and think ‘did you pick those out of the trash?’ its time to do some shopping. #
• out of context it souns creepy – guy saying to little girl “maybe you’ll be as big as me soon!” #daddytips #
• That last msg is why I don’t talk to other people’s children too often. A) they don’t care & B) it can be creepy. #daddytips #
• “I asked for water but she gave me gasoline” – *that’s* a lyric. These kids today. They don’t know what good music is. #daddytips #
• Are there doctors that tell you more than “lose weight”? that tell you what kind of crappy shape you’re in? A trainer/doc combo maybe? #
• RT @momlogic: In a move that surprises no one, the Miss Universe organization has canned Miss California Carrie Prejean http://bit.ly/4fB3lu #
• RT @DrJeffersnBoggs: Sooner or later, we all quote our mothers. #
• RT @tiffy643: A-Rod and Mark Teixeira confront ESPN’s Rick Sutcliffe http://tinyurl.com/m29k3a #
• RT @momlogic: Woman Junks Mattress Containing $1,000,000 http://bit.ly/c95Vz I’m still mad about mom tossing my old baseball cards #
• overheard-The only explanation for that is that u started smoking crack. So u need to calm yr shit… No. That is not my responsibility. #
• Two teenagers are being loud and wobbly next to me. They’re annoying. I’m officially old. #daddytips #
• Going LIVE on BTR at 12:30PM EST-topics include Carrie Prejean and why it’s time to stop beauty pageants. No guest today- http://is.gd/ZWf6 #
• A world where we cannot depend on Mariano Rivera to keep the game close is a sad world indeed. #yankees #mets #stupidmets #
• RT @momlogic: N.J. mom on “Wife Swap” stabs husband with kitchen knife: http://bit.ly/2px5f #
• JOHNNY DAMON! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SWINGING AT? THE DIRT? OK, I’m calm now… sort of… #yankeees #mets #
• “A-Rod is 1 for 14 against K-Rod.” Can we call a ban on baseball nicknames, especially if they’re based on the name A-Rod? #yankees #
• And can we please start calling A-Rod The Rod like I suggested last year? Or we could use his Hebrew name, Schmucky Schmuckstein. #yankees #
• HAAAAA!!!!!! HE DROPPED THE BALL!!!!!! That was unbelievable!!!!!! #yankees #mets #metsarestinky #
• 20 year HS reunion tonight. That, and the fact that when I sit down I say “uh” makes me feel old. #
• Other things that make me feel old(er): refinancing my mortgage. #
• RT @lisarinna: Someone please remind me next yr not to have a sleepover then a party next day at 11 WTF!! #
• RT @JackieMacD: ASSRAGEOUS! http://bit.ly/wAPRb #
• RT @THE_REAL_SHAQ: If everytime I talk I close my eyes and stutter, does that mean I have a breathing defiency thru my eyelids- WOW #
• Thing 2 just crashed his “computer” which is an old keyboard and mouse sitting on the floor. Takes after the old man… #
• Ads on Yankee game: alcohol,heartburn meds,food that causes heartburn (Applebee’s). #
• Sounds dirty out of context: “The Yankees need LENGTH…” “They aren’t getting enough LENGTH.” (from their pitchers, they mean) #yankees #
• More sounds dirty out of context: “Longoria does it with his bat, he does it with his glove…” what a perv. #
• Thing 2 says: “I’ll take my bath when the bad guy is dead.” Sounds reasonable. #daddytips #

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dADDy Tweets for 2009-06-13

• A world where we cannot depend on Mariano Rivera to keep the game close is a sad world indeed. #yankees #mets #stupidmets #
• RT @momlogic: N.J. mom on “Wife Swap” stabs husband with kitchen knife: http://bit.ly/2px5f #
• JOHNNY DAMON! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SWINGING AT? THE DIRT? OK, I’m calm now… sort of… #yankeees #mets #
• “A-Rod is 1 for 14 against K-Rod.” Can we call a ban on baseball nicknames, especially if they’re based on the name A-Rod? #yankees #
• And can we please start calling A-Rod The Rod like I suggested last year? Or we could use his Hebrew name, Schmucky Schmuckstein. #yankees #
• HAAAAA!!!!!! HE DROPPED THE BALL!!!!!! That was unbelievable!!!!!! #yankees #mets #metsarestinky #
• 20 year HS reunion tonight. That, and the fact that when I sit down I say “uh” makes me feel old. #
• Other things that make me feel old(er): refinancing my mortgage. #
• RT @lisarinna: Someone please remind me next yr not to have a sleepover then a party next day at 11 WTF!! #
• RT @JackieMacD: ASSRAGEOUS! http://bit.ly/wAPRb #
• RT @THE_REAL_SHAQ: If everytime I talk I close my eyes and stutter, does that mean I have a breathing defiency thru my eyelids- WOW #
• Thing 2 just crashed his “computer” which is an old keyboard and mouse sitting on the floor. Takes after the old man… #
• Ads on Yankee game: alcohol,heartburn meds,food that causes heartburn (Applebee’s). #
• Sounds dirty out of context: “The Yankees need LENGTH…” “They aren’t getting enough LENGTH.” (from their pitchers, they mean) #yankees #
• More sounds dirty out of context: “Longoria does it with his bat, he does it with his glove…” what a perv. #
• Thing 2 says: “I’ll take my bath when the bad guy is dead.” Sounds reasonable. #daddytips #

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dADDy Tweets for 2009-06-12

• Going LIVE on BTR at 12:30PM EST-topics include Carrie Prejean and why it’s time to stop beauty pageants. No guest today- http://is.gd/ZWf6 #

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dADDy Tweets for 2009-06-11

• overheard-The only explanation for that is that u started smoking crack. So u need to calm yr shit… No. That is not my responsibility. #
• Two teenagers are being loud and wobbly next to me. They’re annoying. I’m officially old. #daddytips #

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dADDy Tweets for 2009-06-10

• RT @john_sherrod: just watched “Stop Loss” – modern day “Hair” without the music or weed. #
• RT @craftastrophe: Have you voted for Craftastrophe yet? Please do! http://is.gd/Wjld Great site, worth the time to vote. #
• RT @THE_REAL_SHAQ: “Every intersection in the road of life is the opportunity make a decision” – Duke ellington #
• Kids in manhattan playing with a Red Sox beach ball. That’s just wrong. Unamerican! #yankees #
• Should mothers wear the same clothing brands/styles as their daughters? Even if they look good in them? #daddytips #
• Overheard 7 year old: ‘oh look! There’s that Alfa Romeo. I LOVE that Alfa Romeo.’ As opposed to the other Alfa Romeo, that one sucks… #
• When even I look at my clothes and think ‘did you pick those out of the trash?’ its time to do some shopping. #
• out of context it souns creepy – guy saying to little girl “maybe you’ll be as big as me soon!” #daddytips #
• That last msg is why I don’t talk to other people’s children too often. A) they don’t care & B) it can be creepy. #daddytips #
• “I asked for water but she gave me gasoline” – *that’s* a lyric. These kids today. They don’t know what good music is. #daddytips #
• Are there doctors that tell you more than “lose weight”? that tell you what kind of crappy shape you’re in? A trainer/doc combo maybe? #
• RT @momlogic: In a move that surprises no one, the Miss Universe organization has canned Miss California Carrie Prejean http://bit.ly/4fB3lu #
• RT @DrJeffersnBoggs: Sooner or later, we all quote our mothers. #
• RT @tiffy643: A-Rod and Mark Teixeira confront ESPN’s Rick Sutcliffe http://tinyurl.com/m29k3a #
• RT @momlogic: Woman Junks Mattress Containing $1,000,000 http://bit.ly/c95Vz I’m still mad about mom tossing my old baseball cards #

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dADDy Tweets for 2009-06-09

• And what if my kid doesn’t have a fever? Huh? WHAT THEN HEALTH EXPERTS??? #daddytips #
• Me to Thing 2 – “It’s always good to see Superman. Unless you’re a BAD GUY!” #daddytips #
• Thing 2 just called ‘Slow Ride’ ‘So Wide.’ (guitar hero.) a future Weird Al? #daddytips #

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Thing 2 just called ‘Slow Ride’ ‘So Wide.’ (guitar hero.) a future Weird Al? #daddytips