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dADDy Tweets for 2009-05-18

• Sad SAHD – yesterday I was dusting picture frames. If at any point I think a mani pedi is a good idea, shoot me. #daddytips #
• Rachael Alexandria ‘had something to prove’ in the race – SHE’S A HORSE. What does that mean?!? #horseracing #
• RT @MissTanya: saw the trailer for Terminator this weekend. All I could think was “OH GOOD for YOU.” http://bit.ly/HgFXL #
• Fighting with a three year old is generally pointless. Nobody wins, nobody gets what they want. Just say no – to them and the argument. #

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Fighting with a three year old is generally pointless. Nobody wins, nobody gets what they want. Just say no – to them and the argument.

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RT @MissTanya: saw the trailer for Terminator this weekend. All I could think was “OH GOOD for YOU.”

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Rachael Alexandria ‘had someth…

Rachael Alexandria ‘had something to prove’ in the race – SHE’S A HORSE. What does that mean?!? #horseracing

Sad SAHD – yesterday I was dus…

Sad SAHD – yesterday I was dusting picture frames. If at any point I think a mani pedi is a good idea, shoot me. #daddytips

dADDy Tweets for 2009-05-17

• Paying for thing – I pay for a fantasty football site but am hesitant to pay for an investment site. Need to look at priorities. #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-05-17

• RT @karlerikson: Mom passing life lessons to daughter. Hilarious. http://bit.ly/IUwNv #
• Endless bedtime rituals – it’s harder to get mad when they’re more creative than “I need a glass of water.” #daddytips #
• CandyLand is far more bearable when you are playing a toddler who trash talks you. “You can’t beat me! I am TOO FAST!” #daddytips #
• Problems with your kids sometimes – not always but sometimes – work themselves out. #daddytips #
• Teach me to be assertive -not sure why the headline makes me laugh. Maybe because asking like that is part of the problem. http://is.gd/zdU7 #
• Women Switched at Birth Find Out 56 Years Later – I mean, what the hell? Amazing story of course. But would you… http://ff.im/-2PsF5 #
• From my son: “Put two fists together. No, like this. That’s how big your brain is. Now put up one first. That’s how big your heart is.” #
• The Yankees are paying these pitchers HOW much? Oy. Vey. #yankees #
• David Cone is in the booth. Perhaps he’d like to pitch tomorrow night? Can’t be any worse, right? #yankees #
• Creative procrastinating at bedtime – ‘dad! Let’s build a hammock!’ Um, no. Go to sleep. Good try, though. #daddytips #
• Apparently there are now more versions of dodgeball than there are children of Nadya Suleman. P.E. is much more complex than it once was. #
• The rap songs on Sesame Street are sometimes better than current popular songs. Admittedly, I prefer old school rap. But it’s still better. #
• Bert to Ernie – “Are you staring at your paper clips again?” Then Bert sings about it. There’s a reason people love those two. #
• Robin Quivers on Carrie Prejean – ‘if you’re going to have dippy ideas, be beautiful.’ #sternshow #
• Miss California – its annoying how no one is mentioning that she’s getting paid by an anti-gay marriage group. Its not ‘free speech.’ #
• Man walking 3 golden retrievers. One is humping another while man chats with a friend. He sees the humping and says ‘get off your sister!’ #
• Children vs dogs – one little discussed difference is that dogs sleep when they’re tired. No fighting or whining. #daddytips #
• Twiddlebugs lay eggs. I did not know that. #sesamestreet #
• New baseball term for me at least – XBH. Extra base hits. Baseball is a little bit twee. #
• RT @tiffy643: Who the heck are Jon and Kate? And unless they’re looking for reservations, why the heck should we care about the plus 8 part? #
• Great name of the day – Houlihan Lokey. Financial counsultant. With that name, he should be a H.Potter character. http://is.gd/Aa11 #
• RT @john_sherrod: And you too can have Blago hair: http://www.blagohair.com – fantastic. I want a Blago wig. #
• Babble Talk Radio Live Today,1:30PM EST/10:30AM PST,30 min. Topic: why are kids today so freakin rude? W/Madeline Holler. http://is.gd/AbjX #
• RT @karlerikson: http://twitpic.com/5847u – Bad cock!! BAD!! Heh heh. Bad cock. Hey Beavis… #
• RT @doctorparadox: why micropayments are bad for journalists, too http://bit.ly/kb9wu #
• Crashed a game on the iPod touch. Proving that I can crash ANYTHING #
• Beefy Cheesy Glory – fast food slogan or sign at a gay bar? #
• Odd how some complain about athletes not being good role models for kids then celebrate a sport whose main activity is gambling #horseracing #
• Paying for thing – I pay for a fantasty football site but am hesitant to pay for an investment site. Need to look at priorities. #

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