Posts Tagged ‘dADDy’
Hand sanitizer has increased i…
Hand sanitizer has increased in price and is sold out all over. Tip: just boil yourself. #daddytips
Hey! Dummy! Don’t read the pap…
Hey! Dummy! Don’t read the paper while you wheel a shopping cart at the supermarket! It’ll be there when you get home!
dADDy Tweets for 2009-05-23
- Even in the 21st century, the twiddlebugs are a 1950s style family. Mom cooks, dad’s dorky, daughter plays music & son is dopey. #kiddietv #
- Thing 2 can dress himself but usually he won’t. Wants me to do it. Mutual on some level-tough to stop being the baby & to stop having one. #
- Morning News from a couple of days ago, wherein I yell at Mel Gibson: http://is.gd/CHjn #
- They say play sports just for fun. You know what’s fun? Winning. #
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They say play sports just for …
They say play sports just for fun. You know what’s fun? Winning.
Morning News from a couple of …
Morning News from a couple of days ago, wherein I yell at Mel Gibson: http://is.gd/CHjn
Thing 2 can dress himself but …
Thing 2 can dress himself but usually he won’t. Wants me to do it. Mutual on some level-tough to stop being the baby & to stop having one.
Even in the 21st century, the …
Even in the 21st century, the twiddlebugs are a 1950s style family. Mom cooks, dad’s dorky, daughter plays music & son is dopey. #kiddietv

