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Morning News – Mike Tyson’s da…

Morning News – Mike Tyson’s daughter tragedy, and more about Mel Gibson: http://is.gd/EZAV

Me to Thing 2: oh stop whining…

Me to Thing 2: oh stop whining. You just ate jellybeans at 7.30am. Life is good.

What are you putting in your m…

What are you putting in your mouth? Oh, jellybeans. I guess that’s better than spare change. Wait, where did you get those?

dADDy Tweets for 2009-05-25

• Kids, I’m doing something that involves boiling water. So go elsewhere for a few minutes. #

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Kids, I’m doing something that…

Kids, I’m doing something that involves boiling water. So go elsewhere for a few minutes.

dADDy Tweets for 2009-05-24

• Hey! Dummy! Don’t read the paper while you wheel a shopping cart at the supermarket! It’ll be there when you get home! #
• Hand sanitizer has increased in price and is sold out all over. Tip: just boil yourself. #daddytips #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-05-24

• Sad SAHD – yesterday I was dusting picture frames. If at any point I think a mani pedi is a good idea, shoot me. #daddytips #
• Rachael Alexandria ‘had something to prove’ in the race – SHE’S A HORSE. What does that mean?!? #horseracing #
• RT @MissTanya: saw the trailer for Terminator this weekend. All I could think was “OH GOOD for YOU.” http://bit.ly/HgFXL #
• Fighting with a three year old is generally pointless. Nobody wins, nobody gets what they want. Just say no – to them and the argument. #
• RT @CityMama: RT @SavvySource: Today on Savvy: An Appreciation of Richard Scarry’s What Do People Do All Day? http://tinyurl.com/oldryz #
• RT @momlogic: “Should I have sex for 10 days straight?” http://bit.ly/16Ijk2 Only if you can… #
• Kid catches foul ball at Yankee Stadium in front of his dad. Nice catch. Father-son moment. Excuse me, there’s something in my eye… #yanks #
• Trapped in an elevator with Eurotrash wearing a full bottle of cologne. May not make it… The smell… The cellphone chattering… #
• More on Captain Eurotrash/Johnny Bluejeans-Vinyl shirt, too small. Beige suede loafers. Dayglo orange iPod cover. WOW. #
• Woman walking on 57th Street wearing basically just underwear. Looks good but I’m glad I have sons. #
• http://twitpic.com/5hjlx – is that really a selling point? “the movie sucked, but Tom Hanks’ suits were fabboo!” #
• http://twitpic.com/5hjm4 – I can do that? Cool! Hey kids – bonfire tonight! Let’s make s’mores! #
• Motley Crue on the oldies station. Middle aged woman singing along. Does that mean in 20 years Flo Rida will be an ‘oldie’? #music #
• Mesmerized by an animation on Sesame Street. So tired. Elmo shocks me back to reality. He’s not very zen. #daddytips #
• RT @patkiernan: When Archie picks bt Betty and Veronica, will I lose interest as on “Moonlighting” when they hooked up? http://bit.ly/1yaf6 #
• RT @cksample: Check it: Poorly-formatted-for-the-Kindle graphic novels now finally viewable on Kindle for iPhone app http://bit.ly/xLzDc #
• RT @patkiernan: Why tattoos are a bad idea http://bit.ly/Regret #
• RT @karlerikson: 40 Ways to Download Music Legally: http://bit.ly/170GTI #
• RT @KenGibbsJr,@ToureX: Dick Parsons (61, titan of industry, married dad of 3) has a love child (Ella) w a model (32). http://bit.ly/UmVgD #
• Babble Radio Live today at 12:30PM EST. Joining me is Shannon LC Cate, topics include adoption and gay marriage. Tune in! http://is.gd/CnTh #
• RT @Redsy: “when you talk, all i hear is blah blah blah” – my 4 yo #
• Even in the 21st century, the twiddlebugs are a 1950s style family. Mom cooks, dad’s dorky, daughter plays music & son is dopey. #kiddietv #
• Thing 2 can dress himself but usually he won’t. Wants me to do it. Mutual on some level-tough to stop being the baby & to stop having one. #
• Morning News from a couple of days ago, wherein I yell at Mel Gibson: http://is.gd/CHjn #
• They say play sports just for fun. You know what’s fun? Winning. #
• Hey! Dummy! Don’t read the paper while you wheel a shopping cart at the supermarket! It’ll be there when you get home! #
• Hand sanitizer has increased in price and is sold out all over. Tip: just boil yourself. #daddytips #

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