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Reading: “Kansas Abortion Doct…

Reading: “Kansas Abortion Doctor Killed at Church – Strollerderby” ( http://tinyurl.com/mkk7d2 )

dADDy Tweets for 2009-05-30

• Its great when they scream in the hallway. And the elevator. And the street. #daddytips #
• Lies we tell our kids – the ball can’t hurt you. #daddytips #
• Unintentionally homophobic parenting advice: ‘never put balls in your mouth.’ #daddytips #
• I wasn’t planning on reading that issue of The New Yorker. Please, draw all over it. G’head. #daddytips #
• You don’t ‘need’ ketchup with your pretzel sticks. Trust me. #daddytips #
• Thing 2 is doing some type of kung fu that involves a baseball glove. And an invisible steamroller. #daddytips #
• Dude in the park – you do not need to remove your shirt to stretch. Trust me. Keep your damn clothes on. #

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Dude in the park – you do not …

Dude in the park – you do not need to remove your shirt to stretch. Trust me. Keep your damn clothes on.

Thing 2 is doing some type of …

Thing 2 is doing some type of kung fu that involves a baseball glove. And an invisible steamroller. #daddytips

You don’t ‘need’ ketchup with …

You don’t ‘need’ ketchup with your pretzel sticks. Trust me. #daddytips

I wasn’t planning on reading t…

I wasn’t planning on reading that issue of The New Yorker. Please, draw all over it. G’head. #daddytips

Unintentionally homophobic par…

Unintentionally homophobic parenting advice: ‘never put balls in your mouth.’ #daddytips