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dADDy Tweets for 2009-06-02

• Reading: “Breaking News – New Jersey Dad Wins Brazilian Custody Case – Strollerderby” ( http://tinyurl.com/neb8c8 ) #

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dADDy Tweets for 2009-06-01

• If your stroller is too big to fit through the door its too big. Its not a double wide either. Just too damn big. #

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If your stroller is too big to fit through the door its too big. Its not a double wide either. Just too damn big.

dADDy Tweets for 2009-05-31

• Reading: “Kansas Abortion Doctor Killed at Church – Strollerderby” ( http://tinyurl.com/mkk7d2 ) #
• Reading: “Disney Pixar’s UP – Quickie Movie Review – Strollerderby” ( http://tinyurl.com/neett7 ) #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-05-31

• Kids, I’m doing something that involves boiling water. So go elsewhere for a few minutes. #
• What are you putting in your mouth? Oh, jellybeans. I guess that’s better than spare change. Wait, where did you get those? #
• Me to Thing 2: oh stop whining. You just ate jellybeans at 7.30am. Life is good. #
• http://twitpic.com/5zjtl – morning in new york… la la la… #
• Morning News – Mike Tyson’s daughter tragedy, and more about Mel Gibson: http://is.gd/EZAV #
• Reading: “Mom Arrested for Having 555 Pound Son – Strollerderby” ( http://tinyurl.com/rb2xza ) #
• Memo to AARP – I am not that old yet. Don’t ask me to join. I’m not old enough. I’M NOT! (Ow, I think I hurt my hip…) #
• “Dad, I need a belt.” “But you’re not wearing pants.” “Oh.” (pause) “Dad, I need some pants.” #
• Reading: “Baby Toupee Creator Speaks – Strollerderby” ( http://tinyurl.com/r6rgrt ) #
• Reading: “Morning News – California Supreme Court Upholds Prop 8 – Strollerderby” ( http://tinyurl.com/putvwh ) #
• Reading: “Jon & Kate Plus 8 Premiere Snags 9.8 Million Viewers – Strollerderby” ( http://tinyurl.com/qy8ny9 ) #
• Reading: “California School District Approves So-Called Gay Curriculum – Strollerderby” ( http://tinyurl.com/q498lg ) #
• Babble Talk Radio LIVE today at 12:30PM EST. Guest today is Karl Erikson. (@karlerikson) Tune in! http://is.gd/J9qE #
• Its great when they scream in the hallway. And the elevator. And the street. #daddytips #
• Lies we tell our kids – the ball can’t hurt you. #daddytips #
• Unintentionally homophobic parenting advice: ‘never put balls in your mouth.’ #daddytips #
• I wasn’t planning on reading that issue of The New Yorker. Please, draw all over it. G’head. #daddytips #
• You don’t ‘need’ ketchup with your pretzel sticks. Trust me. #daddytips #
• Thing 2 is doing some type of kung fu that involves a baseball glove. And an invisible steamroller. #daddytips #
• Dude in the park – you do not need to remove your shirt to stretch. Trust me. Keep your damn clothes on. #
• Reading: “Kansas Abortion Doctor Killed at Church – Strollerderby” ( http://tinyurl.com/mkk7d2 ) #
• Reading: “Disney Pixar’s UP – Quickie Movie Review – Strollerderby” ( http://tinyurl.com/neett7 ) #

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