Posts Tagged ‘dADDy’
Jun 08 2009
Tell your kid to stop shouting…
Tell your kid to stop shouting. Now. Two words – inside voices. #daddytips
Jun 08 2009
Some guy is giving a well dres…
Some guy is giving a well dressed woman a hickey in starbucks. Why? When teenagers do that u can say ‘ah, youth.’ This? ew.
Jun 08 2009
Checking the one stock you own…
Checking the one stock you own 57 times a day is very silly.
Jun 07 2009
‘Billy Elliot’ on the Tonys – …
‘Billy Elliot’ on the Tonys – people think this is good? What the hell? ‘OK Billy run! Now grunt! Now tap! Run! Grunt! Tap!’ Oy.
Jun 07 2009
dADDy Tweets for 2009-06-07
- 2 kids hogging the tennis court. Play 5 minutes, sit 10. John McAnnoying and Bjorn Bjerk. #
- Its not that my kids don’t want to play outside. They want to play games they made up, like tennis golf. At least they’re running around. #
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Jun 07 2009
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-06-07
- If your stroller is too big to fit through the door its too big. Its not a double wide either. Just too damn big. #
- Reading: “Breaking News – New Jersey Dad Wins Brazilian Custody Case – Strollerderby” ( http://tinyurl.com/neb8c8 ) #
- Reading: “Katie Roiphe Doesn’t Like You Or Your Kids” Lots of chatter happening on this post. ( http://bit.ly/2lop1n ) #
- They Say – New Disney Princess Not Black Enough | Strollerderby http://ff.im/-3AhC5 #
- Reading: “They Say – New Disney Princess Not Black Enough | Strollerderby” ( http://bit.ly/6wRtN ) #
- Tune in to Babble Talk Radio Live – Friday June 5 at 12:30pm EST. @triciahonea is my guest. Live chat room and calls. http://is.gd/OLEq #
- Sports names – Gabe Kapler, TB Rays. ‘Ooo! Mr. Kotter! I struck out!’ #sportsnames #
- New Toddler Nickname – Overtired Feral Cat. Its the sound he makes when a nap is badly needed. #daddytips #
- Unintentionally funny name – training balls. (For young tennis players. Heh heh. Balls.) #daddytips #
- Unearned runs are another way baseball is wimpier than football. #sports #
- 2 kids hogging the tennis court. Play 5 minutes, sit 10. John McAnnoying and Bjorn Bjerk. #
- Its not that my kids don’t want to play outside. They want to play games they made up, like tennis golf. At least they’re running around. #
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