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dADDy Tweets for 2009-07-22

• Spam line: “33 Tips for Preventing Gential Herpes.” That seems like a lot of tips. “Avoid ppl who have herpes” – what else does one need? #
• Finally getting around to unsubscribing from email lists that I’ve been on for years. Funny how long I was willing to just delete them. #
• Robert McNamara joins the list of recently dead famous folk, and can anyone tell me what Sarah Palin was talking about? http://su.pr/1Sfu0C #
• Robert McNamara joins the list of recently dead famous folk, and can anyone tell me what Sarah Palin was talking about? http://su.pr/6c2Ec0 #
• Reading: “They Say – White House Not Family Friendly | Strollerderby” ( http://bit.ly/VitdZ ) #
• “flopperoo” is somehow in wordpress’ spell checker. Not sure why. #
• Sometimes giving up – letting something go – is a sign of sanity, not weakness. #
• Is President Obama working his staff too hard? Rahm Emanuel says its family friendly only for President Obama’s family. http://su.pr/1ux95E #
• Live radio show today, me and @jeannesager. Give us a call, or just berate us in the chat room. 9:30am – tune in! http://is.gd/1r3zb #
• RT @MissTanya: Happy 7/8/9! <– (technically 7/8/09, but it could also be 07/08/09. Going for my Gold Geek Card here.) #
• RT @patkiernan: Stand by (in Eastern Time zone) for the never to be repeated time 04:05:06 07/08/09. <– Yes, I think that’s neat. #
• RT @unmarketing: Gnite all. And remember, it’s ok to tweet ur dreams, just don’t dream about tweeting. #
• RT @KenGibbsJr: Just so you can do it right when explaining to your children lol, http://bit.ly/19uy1A <- how to do “the thriller” #
• Little kid on the bus having a chat w/his right foot. Cute. #
• stroller wheels have joined the debate. Its like the old CNN show crossfire. But cuter. #
• Live radio show today, me and Jeanne Sager. Give us a call, or just berate us in the chat room. 9:30am – tune in! http://su.pr/20Y73U #
• RT @GirlsGoneChild: I’m pretty sure someone’s experiencing a home birth the next street over. Either that or having really angry sex. #
• RT @patkiernan: RT @PFTompkins: Hey, cruel closed-captioner! Just do your job! SO WHAT IF THIS LADY HAS A STUTTER! http://twitpic.com/9oxex #
• RT @BrianLynch: Also, there is a STAR WARS horror novel coming out? “Han, the calls are coming from INSIDE the Millennium Falcon…” #
• Labels… on my cables… make me happeeee… http://twitpic.com/9pjt8 #
• Mayim Bialik from “Blossom” started potty training her son when he was two days old. http://su.pr/2meDkz #
• Craphonso Thorpe – another great NFL name. (released by the Titans. I just mean the name is great. No idea how he plays.) #NFL #
• Nevin McCaskill – another great NFL name. (The Jets.) if football doesn’t work out he can be a country singer. #nfl #
• RT @unmarketing: Marvelling at the # of ppl walking around with bluetooth headsets. It’s like I’m watching Robocop, but more Robodouchebag #
• Why is it cool to love Google and Apple and hate Microsoft? Google and Apple are giant corps too. #
• I have nothing against Journey. (Steve Perry, maybe.) But what is with so many young’uns belting out their tunes? http://su.pr/7DTr81 #
• Something happened to Michael Jackson. I think he died? There was a memorial service that LA had to pay for. Read on: http://su.pr/2zWC8o #
• If you missed it, here is the show I did last week in its entirety. http://su.pr/1hwWF2 #
• Why Chrome OS Now? Because everybody thinks Google’s shit don’t stink. Very few ppl usesChrome as a browser. Why will they use as an OS? #
• RT @patkiernan: How do Google and Microsoft stack up? Great graphic in WSJ. Search: G-65% M-8% Browser: M-66% G-2% http://bit.ly/GGLMsFt #
• Web 2.0 is bad for those with ADD. Actually, the Web is bad for those with ADD. #
• RT @tiffy643: The diamond cannot be polished without friction, nor the man perfected without trials-Chinese Proveb <- what about the woman? #
• Any recommendations for an ipod touch feed reader? preferably free but cheap is ok too. Thanks. #
• RT @unmarketing: RT @CoachDeb: RT @johnreese PLEASE RT: “5 Reasons Why Twitter Auto-Follow Is Bad Marketing” http://tinyurl.com/l2jmzf #
• ‘Now can I play webkinz?’ No. The internet is down. ‘Oh. Right.’ #
• If you missed Jeanne Sager and I on Morning News Live the other day, check out the archive right here. http://su.pr/1T0wQu #
• Best of Strollerderby for this week: http://is.gd/1tUfR #
• Elementary School kids singing Lady Gaga: http://su.pr/34KPpN #
• Michael Jackson’s Father Suspects Foul Play. Of course he does. What a creep. http://su.pr/1RKeQ7 #
• Reading: “Michael Jackson’s Father Suspects Foul Play | Strollerderby” ( http://bit.ly/z8wFl ) #
• Great list from Giz but they forgot “Eng Lit PhD”. One sign of a bad ecnonomy is being served by the overeducated. http://is.gd/1v3vD #
• Follow up to last post: when more than 1 in 10 Duane Reade cashiers give you correct change, check your stocks. There’s a crash coming. #
• People in Union Square Park with ‘Free Hugs’ signs. Is it 2009 or 1969? #
• that last msg, btw, was 69 characters. #
• Joe Jackson Ready To Exploit His Grandchildren http://ff.im/-58vom #
• Reading: “Joe Jackson Ready To Exploit His Grandchildren | Strollerderby” ( http://bit.ly/1g4agg ) #
• RT @jimn: anybody got a copy of “the omnivore’s dilemma” i can borrow? #
• RT @katiestereo: http://twitpic.com/a5rux <- great photo. #
• Booking vacations online – more choices, yes. Easier/cheaper, no. #
• FWIW – Hero of Sparta on iPhone/Touch is a fun game. Especially for 99 cents. #
• Space Shuttle! Sarah Palin! Unfortunately she’s not going into space! All this and more in… Morning News! http://su.pr/1lW6iq #
• Joe Jackson wants to make stars out of Blanket and Paris Jackson. Wow! He managed to get creepier! What a talent. http://su.pr/8QNIiN #
• A new game takes Lego out of the realm of Star Wars, Batman and Indiana Jones and back to the roots of the classic toy. http://su.pr/1c1OpY #
• RT @MissTanya: I have a secret, and it’s not what you think. <- what’s great about this is anyone could say it and it could mean anything. #
• Listening to the radio. DJ sez “Jeff Tweedy gets angsty with his voice and its very very good.” I just don’t care. #
• I love me some classic hippie rock but sometimes I need music with a real BEAT. #
• I don’t remember the Home Run Derby happening when I was a kid. I think that was the last time I cared about the All Star Game. #
• Watched a little bit of a 1977 Yankees/Dodgers game on YES this afternoon. It was enjoyable and also made me feel pathetic. #yankees #
• You know how we all talk about this whole “Bad Mother” thing? THIS, dear readers, is a bad mother. http://su.pr/1affj5 #
• U know a news channel needs ratings when they do a special on the porn industry. CNBC-news u watch w/your pants down. http://is.gd/1xMaF #
• We used to use sunscreen to avoid burns. Now its to avoid burns and DEATH. #
• Reading: “Morning News – Lindsey Graham Is Not A Wise Latina | Strollerderby” ( http://bit.ly/B5MTf ) #
• Morning News Live tomorrow with Brett Singer and Jeanne Sager. Weds at 9:30am. Details here: http://su.pr/1mDAPc #
• Watching: “YouTube – David Bowie – Look Back In Anger (Live at La Bastille)” ( http://bit.ly/13IXnn ) #
• I hate when I defrost meat and then don’t feel like cooking it. #daddytips #
• Lunch: swiss chard, salmon. Snack: soy yogurt w/wheat germ. I am officially someone that I used to make fun of. #
• Fun with NFL names-Glen Coffee. Formally he’d be Mr. Coffee. Ha ha. #nfl #
• RT @patkiernan: Hot woman douses herself in water at NYC street corner, wetting hair and flimsy shirt. Thought that only happened in movies. #
• “People skills, Batman. It’s about respect.” Hee hee. (from Batman Brave and the Bold. Not sure who likes this show more, me or my son.) #
• Brooklyn Mom Nicola Daley left her 3 kids in the car while she did some shopping at Roosevelt Field Mall in Long Island. http://su.pr/17RU3O #
• Reading: “Kids Left In Car For Half an Hour | Strollerderby” ( http://bit.ly/vpvdB ) #
• Morning News Live on Blog Talk Radio with @jeannesager, 9:30am EST today. Check it out. http://is.gd/1zHKV #
• Morning News Live on Blog Talk Radio with @jeannesager, 9:30am EST today. Check it out. http://is.gd/1zHKV #
• In what is surely a sign of the apocalypse, dozens of giant squid showed up in California. Also: a shark in Long Island. http://su.pr/4F3AcO #
• Reading: “Morning News – Giant Squid In California | Strollerderby” ( http://bit.ly/13fpcX ) #
• Reading: “Harry Potter Kids – Then and Now (Photos) | Strollerderby” ( http://bit.ly/HqFkL ) #
• Stepped in the potty chair one time too many. Out it goes. #daddytips #
• If you think about it, The Doors are kind of annoying. I like them anyway. Not as much as I used to. #music #
• Before and after pics of the Harry Potter cast. Big difference between 2001 and 2009. http://su.pr/5qs9iO #
• After a holiday-induced hiatus, Babble Talk Radio is back this Friday at 12pm. Michelle Churchill is my guest. http://su.pr/2Duv4U #
• “By now, man should have figured out how to control the weather.” – Howard Stern, just now. #sternshow #
• Did Senator Coburn do a Ricky Ricardo with Sotomayor? Maybe. Or maybe not. “Some splainin’ to do…” http://is.gd/1B5hr #
• In honor of Sesame Street’s 40th Anniversary, NationalPost.com has a nifty interactive graphic. http://su.pr/2CcNju #
• Walter is a “feminine” name? How about Walter Payton? Schmucks. http://is.gd/1BvFK #nfl #daddytips #
• RT @lucas_gonze: Best demo policy ever, from 8bitpeoples: http://tinyurl.com/ld2b2o <– this is great. look at it. #
• A gentle reminder that you should listen to Babble Talk Radio this week. http://su.pr/1UMOD7 #
• Star Trek Talking Communicator Keychain – I want one. Yes. I am immature. Don’t care. Want one. http://is.gd/1CaAJ #
• RT @karlerikson: Dear girl riding on bicycle in bikini, I love you. #
• Babble Talk Radio today at noon,guest Michelle Churchill. Topics incl women, sex, +how ppl w/kids can be annoying. http://snipurl.com/nfar1 #
• “we don’t deliver to your street sir.” but I ordered from you yesterday. “are you sure?” yes. “call back in 3 minutes.” ok. #nycisfun #
• This baby has something to say. Compare his video to other preachers – which one is more wacky? http://su.pr/5OQJxM #
• Obviously he was a great newsman. But for me, Walter Cronkite also introduced The Muppet Show. http://is.gd/1FlYN #
• RT @patkiernan: See Charo in Vegas. Sun says she’s “ageless.” http://bit.ly/Charo2009 <– by “ageless” they mean “old.” #
• Reading: “Morning News – Chris Brown Apologizes | Strollerderby” ( http://bit.ly/eH9Lz ) #
• Reading: “They Say – Pulling Out Is The Same As A Condom” No way is this true. ( http://bit.ly/1GWARY ) #
• Reading: “They Say – Food Ads Make Kids Eat More” No kidding. ( http://bit.ly/OAHEM ) #
• Morning News LIve,me and Jeanne Sager,TODAY at 9:30am EST. Crazy claims about Obama,moon landing hoax,and bad parents http://is.gd/1HB12 #
• RT @lisarinna: you Can run naked at 23 no prob <– ah, the middle of conversations. #
• Lots of iphone/ipod touch apps are starting to require the 3.0 update. #appleisannoying #
• Reading: “Morning News – McCain Helps Obama | Strollerderby” ( http://bit.ly/vVD3M ) #
• Reading: “How To Make a Baby – Time Lapse Video | Strollerderby” ( http://bit.ly/1a0fw8 ) #

Reading: “How To Make a Baby -…

Reading: “How To Make a Baby – Time Lapse Video | Strollerderby” ( http://bit.ly/1a0fw8 )

Reading: “Morning News – McCai…

Reading: “Morning News – McCain Helps Obama | Strollerderby” ( http://bit.ly/vVD3M )

Lots of iphone/ipod touch apps…

Lots of iphone/ipod touch apps are starting to require the 3.0 update. #appleisannoying

RT @lisarinna: you Can run nak…

RT @lisarinna: you Can run naked at 23 no prob <– ah, the middle of conversations.

Morning News LIve,me and Jeann…

Morning News LIve,me and Jeanne Sager,TODAY at 9:30am EST. Crazy claims about Obama,moon landing hoax,and bad parents http://is.gd/1HB12

Reading: “They Say – Food Ads …

Reading: “They Say – Food Ads Make Kids Eat More” No kidding. ( http://bit.ly/OAHEM )