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Is A-Rod carrying a copy of th…

Is A-Rod carrying a copy of the Torah in his back pocket? Big square bulge back there. Hey, whatever works. #yankees

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-11

• Swine Flu, more Letterman, and Zombies. None of these are related. Or are they…? Morning News -> http://su.pr/2SbnjX #
• If your name is Jimbo Fisher you have to work in sports, right? #
• Letterman apologizes to his wife, and Nintendo will offer Wii Fit for Dogs. Really. Morning News -> http://su.pr/2JsRzk #
• The Twins beat the Tigers, John Ensign won't resign, and more in Morning News -> http://su.pr/2iKCXi #
• No, please. I really want to hear about URINE during the Yankee game. (Flomax ad.) Hey! Maybe we'll see an ad for Metamucil next! #
• TBS is stuttering worse than a teenager asking a girl to the prom. #yankees #
• The nudnik holding the Yankee weather vane needs to be told that it looks, um, phallic. Maybe then he'd put it down. Then again, maybe not. #
• If one of the Yankees went over and slapped Carl Pavano, no jury would convict them. #yankees #
• With the jump cuts on the TBS broadcast it's like watching a baseball game directed by Fellini. #yankees #
• Empty seats behind home plate during a Yankee playoff game. Guess what? The price is too high. #yankees #
• TBS can't even keep the camera from shaking. Somewhere Ted Turner is crying. #yankees #
• RT @DadCentric: DATELINE EXCLUSIVE: Chris Hanson confronts Roman Polanski on "To Catch A Predator"! http://bit.ly/Sn1a #
• We have to see Kate Hudson every time The Rod gets a hit. So silly. #
• What is that tattoo on the Twins pitcher, Rauch? Ivy? Perhaps he went to Harvard? #
• New Health Care bill – good or bad? Or "just a bill"? -> http://su.pr/18ExAX #
• RT @DadCentric: The Palins must be so proud: http://bit.ly/scb5A #
• Kids Comics This Week includes The Incredibles, X-Babies, and a new Walt Disneys Comics & Stories -> http://su.pr/1rVqe9 #
• Not to push Microsoft but this Bing Visual Search is sort of neat. Although once you click it's a basic search listing. http://is.gd/46QvV #
• RT @momlogic: NEWS: David Letterman's Wife Demanded Public Apology http://su.pr/2nKKzG @Late_Show #
• Bill O'Reilly gets booed at Yankee Stadium when they show him on the jumbotron-interesting. Did they show that on TV? #yankees #
• Mayor Mike on the fan cam, getting booed! #yankees #
• A-rod getting that hit was more of a relief than it has any right to be. Rod, today you are a man. Mazel Tov. #yankees #
• How is there only 1 NFL game on? Annoying since NYG game is a blowout. #NFL #
• RT @Fantasy_Guru: TD, Vrabel! How do they not double cover him when he's in? 9 receptions, 9 TDs. #
• RT @ProFootballTalk: NFLPA's Smith opposes Limbaugh http://is.gd/4e3wt #NFL #

Is everyone on the TBS MLB tea…

Is everyone on the TBS MLB team a soap carving? Chip Caray, that update guy… wow. #yankees

Love these artistic jump cuts …

Love these artistic jump cuts on TBS. Very expressionist, remniscient of… Oh wait. This is a baseball game? Not an art film? #yankees

Carl Pavano stayed at the part…

Carl Pavano stayed at the party a little too long, went home with a lampshade. #yankees

Delman Young – right in the fa…

Delman Young – right in the family jewels. Ouch. #yankees

RT @ProFootballTalk: NFLPA’s S…

RT @ProFootballTalk: NFLPA’s Smith opposes Limbaugh http://is.gd/4e3wt #NFL