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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-18

• Delman Young – right in the family jewels. Ouch. #yankees #
• Carl Pavano stayed at the party a little too long, went home with a lampshade. #yankees #
• Love these artistic jump cuts on TBS. Very expressionist, remniscient of… Oh wait. This is a baseball game? Not an art film? #yankees #
• Is everyone on the TBS MLB team a soap carving? Chip Caray, that update guy… wow. #yankees #
• Is A-Rod carrying a copy of the Torah in his back pocket? Big square bulge back there. Hey, whatever works. #yankees #
• A-Rod, stop talking to your imaginary friend and pay attention, wouldja please? #yankees #
• Reading comments on political web sites isn't worth the aggravation. But I can't stop. It's fascinating to read what the insane think. #
• OK to praise Bush and FEMA after Katrina, not OK to praise Obama. Got it. -> http://su.pr/3YlS35 #
• RT @patkiernan: Do we need baseball umpires? WSJ report says they can pretty much be replaced by machines. http://bit.ly/19gDxe #
• RT @ParentDish: Karl Lagerfeld Attacks "Fat Mummies," Even Heidi Klum! http://bit.ly/CPYFM <- what a pig #
• RT @patkiernan:Insurance company shamed into dropping argument that chubby baby had a "pre-existing condition." http://bit.ly/8WcbY #
• It is past time to be bringing the motherfucking ruckus. You'll have to trust me on this one. #
• Rush Limbaugh is allowed to try and buy an NFL team. And the NFL is allowed to not let him do it. And everyone can have an opinion. Got it? #
• RT @momlogic: Just Say No to Boys in Beauty Pageants http://su.pr/2Q9M0k <- let's just say no to all kids in beauty pageants, ok? #
• RIP Captain Lou Albano, Bruce Wasserstein and Al Martino (Johnny Fontane), also RIP Rush Limbaugh's NFL bid. -> http://su.pr/2NzXAo #
• Falcon Heene, aka Balloon Boy, has a rap video. Sort of. We hope the kid is OK, but this seems to be a wacky family. -> http://su.pr/AWTVXg #
• What kind of bullpen has foliage in it? #dodgers #mlb #
• The last time I heard this much gratuitous cheering was at a Yes concert. Its a foul ball, LA fans. Calm down. #mlb #dodgers #
• What does Bon Jovi have to do with baseball? #
• Based on the ads, MLB fans have gray hair and floppy dicks. And like beer. #
• Chip Caray is Joe Buck with even less personality. #mlb #tbs #
• Falcon Heene, aka Balloon Boy, was in the attic. But was it all a hoax? http://su.pr/28phiA #
• The funny thing about being almost bald is that I still need haircuts. Soon I can literally say "I need a hair cut" – as in 1 hair. #
• Rick Lazio is running for Governor? Of New York? Is he kidding? #wth #
• RT @AnnieScott: Glee…autotune sucks http://is.gd/4mKwr <- I thoght the same thing. Sow is meh but they should let them sing for real. #
• My son says "Pedro Martinez is still playing?" Hey, give some credit to an old guy. #mlb #phillies #
• RT @tiffy643: "Where are you sitting?" #textsthatgetnoreply #
• TBS' camerawork is awful. Did they hire people who've never done this before? Tip for them: it's good to film the play that just happened. #
• RT @lucas_gonze: RT @whump Zombie String Theorists eat m-braaains. Of course, zombie string theorists are starving. <-rare good Zombie joke #
• Why are these pitchers such crappy bunters? Isn't that all they do when they bat? #mlb #dodgers #phillies #
• OK, Padilla got that one down. But still. #
• Chubby baby denied health insurance, Obama song protest and interracial couple denied marriage license – best of SD -> http://su.pr/1tVdQO #
• Falcon Heene, aka Balloon Boy, pukes on the Today Show. Live. Poor kid. Video -> http://su.pr/19WPIM #
• Is 'Where the Wild Things Are' for kids? http://su.pr/2kqDuk #
• I wonder is A-Rod has to pay for Kate Hudson's tickets. #yankees #
• Does Guiliani pay for that seat down front? I wonder. #yankees #
• 20th Simpsons Treehouse of Horror makes me feel old. #
• "You can't hit the quarterback with your helmet."-Sirius NFL radio. Words to live by. #nfl #

“You can’t hit the quarterback…

“You can’t hit the quarterback with your helmet.”-Sirius NFL radio. Words to live by. #nfl

20th Simpsons Treehouse of Hor…

20th Simpsons Treehouse of Horror makes me feel old.

Does Guiliani pay for that sea…

Does Guiliani pay for that seat down front? I wonder. #yankees

I wonder is A-Rod has to pay f…

I wonder is A-Rod has to pay for Kate Hudson’s tickets. #yankees

Is ‘Where the Wild Things Are’…

Is ‘Where the Wild Things Are’ for kids? http://su.pr/2kqDuk