Announcer says ‘these guys are…
Announcer says ‘these guys are horses’ meaning pitchers. Except for Pavano who had bruised buttocks for 4 years.
The Yankees waited to play ton…
The Yankees waited to play tonight and they’re down 4-0? Bring back the rain.
If I’m holding a dirty diaper,…
If I’m holding a dirty diaper, it doesn’t matter if you’re still talking. I need to leave so I throw it away. Doesn’t mean I don’t care.
dADDy Tweets for 2009-05-04
- RT @momlogic: Oprah puts brand behind Jenny McCarthy. http://tinyurl.com/c2386g Oy vey. I guess we’re not done with her yet. #
- When someone asks how you are doing, another reason to just say “fine” even if you’re not is that they really don’t want to hear bad news. #
- Lesson for the day-being right doesn’t always get you what you want. Especially when you are fighting with your spouse. #
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Lesson for the day-being right…
Lesson for the day-being right doesn’t always get you what you want. Especially when you are fighting with your spouse.
When someone asks how you are …
When someone asks how you are doing, another reason to just say “fine” even if you’re not is that they really don’t want to hear bad news.
RT @momlogic: Oprah puts brand…
RT @momlogic: Oprah puts brand behind Jenny McCarthy. http://tinyurl.com/c2386g Oy vey. I guess we’re not done with her yet.

