May 30, 2009

dADDy Tweets for 2009-05-30

  • Its great when they scream in the hallway. And the elevator. And the street. #daddytips #
  • Lies we tell our kids – the ball can’t hurt you. #daddytips #
  • Unintentionally homophobic parenting advice: ‘never put balls in your mouth.’ #daddytips #
  • I wasn’t planning on reading that issue of The New Yorker. Please, draw all over it. G’head. #daddytips #
  • You don’t ‘need’ ketchup with your pretzel sticks. Trust me. #daddytips #
  • Thing 2 is doing some type of kung fu that involves a baseball glove. And an invisible steamroller. #daddytips #
  • Dude in the park – you do not need to remove your shirt to stretch. Trust me. Keep your damn clothes on. #

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May 30, 2009

Dude in the park – you do not …

Dude in the park – you do not need to remove your shirt to stretch. Trust me. Keep your damn clothes on.


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May 30, 2009

Thing 2 is doing some type of …

Thing 2 is doing some type of kung fu that involves a baseball glove. And an invisible steamroller. #daddytips


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May 30, 2009

You don’t ‘need’ ketchup with …

You don’t ‘need’ ketchup with your pretzel sticks. Trust me. #daddytips


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May 30, 2009

I wasn’t planning on reading t…

I wasn’t planning on reading that issue of The New Yorker. Please, draw all over it. G’head. #daddytips


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May 30, 2009

Unintentionally homophobic par…

Unintentionally homophobic parenting advice: ‘never put balls in your mouth.’ #daddytips


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May 30, 2009

Lies we tell our kids – the ba…

Lies we tell our kids – the ball can’t hurt you. #daddytips


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