Police Taser legless man in wh…
Police Taser legless man in wheelchair – sounds like an Onion headline but it’s true. Video -> http://su.pr/25pG7Y
Attempting to buy Yankee ticke…
Attempting to buy Yankee tickets online is an amazingly obnoxious experience.
Funny story about a “real” Jed…
Funny story about a “real” Jedi Knight who was tossed from a supermarket -> http://su.pr/1ZEHQj
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Ernie Anastos And The Chicken
There are many great screw ups on television, especially on the nightly news. It’s live. Something slips out. It happens. But this one by New York anchorman Ernie Anastos might be the best one ever.
While doing the Fox 5 news broadcast, Anastos turned to the weatherman and said “Keep fucking that chicken.” He did. Listen:
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdnXYWSa56w]
He apologized, saying that he meant to say “keep plucking that chicken.” I make that mistake all the time.
Via Buzzfeed
Drug dealer dad hides cocaine …
Drug dealer dad hides cocaine in his son’s coat, said it was candy. Kid brought it to day care and a girl ate it. http://su.pr/2GftFx
Dad Punches Dad at School Event
Parents’ night at school is always fun. You get to meet other parents, the teachers, maybe punch someone in the head.
Wait, what?
A Connecticut papa punched a fellow parent during an “open house” at a North Haven Middle School. “Rodney Rivera, 32, got into a fight over a debt he believed he was owed, police said. The victim and his wife called police from a classroom, the New Haven Register reports.” He was charged with “third-degree assault, breach of peace and threatening.” A woman who lives with Rivera, Catherine Sullivan was also arrested “on a breach of peace charge.” I guess she didn’t actually hit anyone.
I always figured I’d embarrass my children by playing Slayer when his friends come over. Beating up other dads isn’t even on my list.
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0AGUywHntw]
Source: NBC Connecticut via DetentionSlip
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