Love these artistic jump cuts …
Love these artistic jump cuts on TBS. Very expressionist, remniscient of… Oh wait. This is a baseball game? Not an art film? #yankees
Carl Pavano stayed at the part…
Carl Pavano stayed at the party a little too long, went home with a lampshade. #yankees
Delman Young – right in the fa…
Delman Young – right in the family jewels. Ouch. #yankees
Christina Aguilera and Her Jew Husband
My headline here is intended to be sarcastic. Here is what I’m responding to:
Christina Aguilera fell in love with and actually married her fuzzy-face geeky manager Jordan Bratman. Why? Good question. Maybe she liked his managerial skills or the way he balanced her books?
(via The Envelope/LATimes.com, “Hollywood’s Luckiest Guys”)
Now. I ask you. If Ms. Aguilera had married a Black man, and the L.A. Times wrote “Maybe she likes fried chicken and watermelon”, would they have gotten away with it? Of course not. And yes, I realize that a chicken/watermelon comment is far more offensive than what the L.A. Times actually wrote. I think the “balanced her books” thing is supposed to mean that members of the tribe (aka Jews), of which Bratman is one, possess good accounting skills.
This is not to imply that Bratman isn’t lucky. He’s lucky as all hell. Aguilera is hot, successful, talented, and hot. I mean, look at this (videos kind of safe for work, but actually, probably not):
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXRXKeSgyOE]
Or this:
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ktr6FRC_MLA]
So yes. He’s a lucky guy. But what does his Hebrew heritage have to do with anything?
RT @ProFootballTalk: NFLPA’s S…
RT @ProFootballTalk: NFLPA’s Smith opposes Limbaugh http://is.gd/4e3wt #NFL
RT @Fantasy_Guru: TD, Vrabel! …
RT @Fantasy_Guru: TD, Vrabel! How do they not double cover him when he’s in? 9 receptions, 9 TDs.
How is there only 1 NFL game o…
How is there only 1 NFL game on? Annoying since NYG game is a blowout. #NFL
