Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-11-29
- Why wait for Black Friday? Babble has deals you can use right now. Nothing for dad, but maybe dad likes Toddler Toys. http://su.pr/2vs9zr #
- Michael Vick would have made it to the endzone but he saw a dog on the sidelines he had to kill. #
- Wait-this is real? RT @unmarketing: RT @mashable Depressed Woman Loses Health Benefits for Happy Pics on Facebook http://bit.ly/5JNfZK #
- They still do the American Music Awards? #
- Lady Gaga is oddly retro. These songs are less irritating than the other one I guess. There's a quote for the ad. http://is.gd/51VQS #
- Sully's wife likes the sex after his big hero moment. Hey, the guy deserves it. RT @CityMama: http://bit.ly/7bH5y8 #
- Interesting idea but there's "news" and then there's "content." RT @jeffjarvis: The half-life of news. http://bit.ly/6TKyyh #
- If you find out, let me know! RT @ginatrapani: Learning the difference between a prat and a git… #
- Woman Loses Health Benefits Because of Facebook Photos – Nathalie Blanchard of Quebec had her benefits cut. Read here: http://su.pr/206AWp #
- I actually like one of Lady Gaga's new songs. Watch for freezing temperatures down below and winged swine. http://is.gd/5251x #
- Listen to The Princess and the Frog soundtrack for free right now (legally). http://su.pr/2wVpCW #
- The phrase "I'll never forget…" becomes less likely to be true as you get older. #
- The Mark Sanford impeachment hearings begin today. Also, some stuff about Twilight. Morning News -> http://su.pr/2xxNd7 #
- The Michelle Obama Monkey Picture has been removed from the blog Hot Girls, and disappear from Google Image Search. http://su.pr/1vXw6l #
- If Luke Skywalker Had Facebook – http://bit.ly/6lrJbM #
- The song Soul Sister is neither soulful nor is it sung by a sister. Discuss. #verklempt #
- All GPS voices are modeled after William Shatner. Turn left… AT… SPRING…. Street. IN five MI…les. #
- Hand sanitizers are everywhere. Except rest stop bathrooms, where they should have been all along. #
- Minnesota game – This could be the longest first down in history. One penalty after another. #NFL #
Minnesota game – This could be…
Minnesota game – This could be the longest first down in history. One penalty after another. #NFL
Hand sanitizers are everywhere…
Hand sanitizers are everywhere. Except rest stop bathrooms, where they should have been all along.
All GPS voices are modeled aft…
All GPS voices are modeled after William Shatner. Turn left… AT… SPRING…. Street. IN five MI…les.
The song Soul Sister is neithe…
The song Soul Sister is neither soulful nor is it sung by a sister. Discuss. #verklempt
Superman as a Deadbeat Dad
“Superman Returns” was a lousy movie. I didn’t much care for it. But the person who posted this clip to YouTube really really REALLY hated it.
Like, really. A lot.
Read (many, many misspellings follow):
Bryan Singers aweful “Singerman Repugnant” is a disgracful presentation of possiblely the most celebrated fictional character known to the world. His horrible casting of Lois Lane as a common whore who would have sex with two men so close in time intervals that she would not realize that the baby she had was not the child of the second man. Not even that is the main charcteristic flaw. Lois Lane was always depicted as a woman of such strong character that Superman was the only man of equally strong person that she could ever love.
Wow. But there’s more:
Brayn Singers Lois Lane is a common whore and his Superman is a weak image of a man whom would be licking a womans boots begging for attention if not for his powers.
“Lois Lane is a common whore.” How dare you, sir!
The video has even more in the way of embedded commentary. Check it out.
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFI03qj__U4]
Source: YouTube
DJ Claims Charles Manson is his Father
Los Angeles DJ Matthew Roberts says that his mother recently informed him that his father was Charles Manson, according to a story in The Sun. From About.com’s Weird News blog:
Matthew Roberts…says Charles Manson raped his mother during a drug-fueled orgy in 1967, two years before his cult “family” carried out the notorious Helter Skelter murders…Then, shortly after his birth, she put him up for adoption.
Roberts says he tracked down his real mother, who at first didn’t tell him his father was Manson, who has been living in prison since 1969. When she told him the truth, Roberts wrote to the lunatic in prison — who has since sent him a series of rambling letters that confirm the story, according to the Sun.
The letters Manson sent include fatherly gems such as “The truth is the truth. The truth hurts,” and “You got the same father I got. A hobo just left on the midnight train and died, lost at sea,” according to The Sun.
Roberts told The Sun that “he now battles confused emotions” regarding Charles Manson. In one quote he refers to the maniac as “Charlie,” saying that because Manson is his biological father, he “can’t help but have some kind of emotional connection. That’s the hardest thing of all – feeling love for a monster who raped my mother. I don’t want to love him, but I don’t want to hate him either.”
A commenter named Doris at About.com writes the following: “Matthew Roberts’ real parents are the people who raised him – his adoptive parents. Manson is his birth father.” Interesting point. Roberts may want to take that advice. Getting involved with a guy like Manson is probably a recipe for disaster, even if you are related.
