February 12, 2010
I want this guy to say “and we…
I want this guy to say “and we have national health care, suckers!” #Olympics
February 12, 2010
“A lifetime is not enough to e…
“A lifetime is not enough to explore this country”…or to watch the opening ceremony. #olympics
February 12, 2010
Olympic opening ceremony = The…
Olympic opening ceremony = The Neverending Story With No Plot And Some Cool Effects
February 12, 2010
Bryan Adams wrote a song AND b…
Bryan Adams wrote a song AND built a time machine, bringing his younger self here for the opening ceremony. #olympics
February 12, 2010
Alec Baldwin is not who we sho…
Alec Baldwin is not who we should be asking for marriage advice. #marriageref
