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May 30 2009
Dude in the park – you do not …
Dude in the park – you do not need to remove your shirt to stretch. Trust me. Keep your damn clothes on.
May 30 2009
Thing 2 is doing some type of …
Thing 2 is doing some type of kung fu that involves a baseball glove. And an invisible steamroller. #daddytips
May 30 2009
You don’t ‘need’ ketchup with …
You don’t ‘need’ ketchup with your pretzel sticks. Trust me. #daddytips
May 30 2009
I wasn’t planning on reading t…
I wasn’t planning on reading that issue of The New Yorker. Please, draw all over it. G’head. #daddytips
May 30 2009
Unintentionally homophobic par…
Unintentionally homophobic parenting advice: ‘never put balls in your mouth.’ #daddytips
May 30 2009
Lies we tell our kids – the ba…
Lies we tell our kids – the ball can’t hurt you. #daddytips
May 30 2009
Its great when they scream in …
Its great when they scream in the hallway. And the elevator. And the street. #daddytips
