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Breaking News: Hugh Jackman Not Dating Miley Cyrus

This is one of the strangest lines I’ve ever seen in a story.

From something called My Park Magazine comes a story about Hugh Jackman possibly doing a movie with Miley Cyrus. But they are careful to point out that the married Mr. Jackman is not, well, doing Miley Cyrus. If you know what I mean.

Nauseous yet? Here’s the quote: Read more »

dADDy Tweets for 2009-06-21

• The munged text scroll was ‘save your radio dot org’. Pathetic. #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-06-21

• Is it possible to be both empathetic and self-involved? At the same time? #
• Is taking out the garbage EVER a woman’s job? #
• Reading: “9 Year Old Injured In Car When Mom Grabs Whiskey | Strollerderby” ( http://bit.ly/MtNbQ ) #
• Reading: “90s TV Star Potty Trains Her Newborn | Strollerderby” ( http://bit.ly/EKcvf ) #
• Not new, but worth watching if you haven’t seen it: “Barack Obama Orders a Burger” http://is.gd/12Lap #
• RT @whithonea: Taking MILF up a notch. NSFW or your mom! (yes, it’s a few weeks old, but I’m still laughing): http://bit.ly/Zc1rW #
• Reading: “Schools May Get First Swine Flu Vaccine | Strollerderby” ( http://bit.ly/17MBi8 ) #
• Morning News, wherein I go on about Letterman v Palin and a racist SC Republican. http://is.gd/14w6K #
• Reading: “Police Say Mom Left Daughter On Street Corner | Strollerderby” ( http://bit.ly/6Urr3 ) #
• Reading: “Woman Used Dogs To Babysit | Strollerderby” ( http://bit.ly/3q8yS ) #
• http://twitpic.com/7nljt – farm share, week 1 #
• http://twitpic.com/7nrlm – I hit my head on this street sign. Really. #
• Reading: “Elementary School Kids Shown Porn Video By Mistake | Strollerderby” ( http://bit.ly/iYGJ0 ) #
• “But dad, don’t you want to hear…” NO. I want you to wait until I’m out of the bathroom. I do not want to talk from the bathroom. #
• Reading: “Babble Talk Radio With Christine Coppa” – LIVE today at 12:30pm! ( http://bit.ly/ElMh ) #
• I get a little personal talking about Obama’s Father’s Day message in Parade Magazine: http://is.gd/16BPy #fathersday #obama #
• RT @AnnieScott: Man stopped at the airport for having no fingerprints! http://is.gd/16D9A Huh. Interesting. #
• Great Sports Names – Tubby Smith http://is.gd/16DND #names #
• RT @JuliaGoolia: Tweet. – Now I suddenly have “Rockin’ Robin” stuck in my head… http://is.gd/16DRH #
• Strange the way a restaurant can renovate and suddenly have more attractive customers. #
• Interleague play is dopey. #yankees #
• The scrolling text on car radios must be entered by an elephant with arthritis. ‘youve radio save dot org’. What? #
• You can only say “I’m not ready to be a dad” if you haven’t already impregnated someone. #daddytips #
• The munged text scroll was ‘save your radio dot org’. Pathetic. #

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dADDy Tweets for 2009-06-19

• Reading: “Babble Talk Radio With Christine Coppa” – LIVE today at 12:30pm! ( http://bit.ly/ElMh ) #
• I get a little personal talking about Obama’s Father’s Day message in Parade Magazine: http://is.gd/16BPy #fathersday #obama #
• RT @AnnieScott: Man stopped at the airport for having no fingerprints! http://is.gd/16D9A Huh. Interesting. #
• Great Sports Names – Tubby Smith http://is.gd/16DND #names #
• RT @JuliaGoolia: Tweet. – Now I suddenly have “Rockin’ Robin” stuck in my head… http://is.gd/16DRH #
• Strange the way a restaurant can renovate and suddenly have more attractive customers. #
• Interleague play is dopey. #yankees #
• The scrolling text on car radios must be entered by an elephant with arthritis. ‘youve radio save dot org’. What? #
• You can only say “I’m not ready to be a dad” if you haven’t already impregnated someone. #daddytips #

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Fox News Says Obama Admits To Being An “Imperfect Father”

With typical spintastic use of the English language, Fox News managed to find a way to say something ever-so-slightly negative about President Barack Obama’s terrific Father’s Day essay in Parade Magazine. Read more »

dADDy Tweets for 2009-06-18

• “But dad, don’t you want to hear…” NO. I want you to wait until I’m out of the bathroom. I do not want to talk from the bathroom. #

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dADDy Tweets for 2009-06-17

• Reading: “Schools May Get First Swine Flu Vaccine | Strollerderby” ( http://bit.ly/17MBi8 ) #
• Morning News, wherein I go on about Letterman v Palin and a racist SC Republican. http://is.gd/14w6K #
• Reading: “Police Say Mom Left Daughter On Street Corner | Strollerderby” ( http://bit.ly/6Urr3 ) #
• Reading: “Woman Used Dogs To Babysit | Strollerderby” ( http://bit.ly/3q8yS ) #
• http://twitpic.com/7nljt – farm share, week 1 #
• http://twitpic.com/7nrlm – I hit my head on this street sign. Really. #
• Reading: “Elementary School Kids Shown Porn Video By Mistake | Strollerderby” ( http://bit.ly/iYGJ0 ) #

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