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dADDy Tweets for 2009-08-04
- Reading: "Morning News – Happy Birthday Mister President | Strollerderby" ( http://bit.ly/lnQnW ) #
- I need a new definition of productivity. One that includes making dinner or doing laundry. Not that I've done those things yet. #
- President Obama has a birthday, and the birthers want him out of office. http://su.pr/57Fajt #
- Go Bill Clinton. http://is.gd/22AaL #
dADDy Tweets for 2009-08-03
- Is it just me or do people from Los Angeles say "L.A." a lot? Also the word "gym." #
dADDy Tweets for 2009-08-02
- In airport lounge. One side has cnn, the other fox news. Separated by a partition. If u r near one tv you can't hear the other. #
- Some schmuck is in the airport twittering. What a… Oh wait… #
- Nothing like watching a 1 year old that isn't yours dancing around to pass the time and cheer you up (a little bit). Way better than CNN. #
- Bantered with Crazy Candy Counter Lady. She was a kook but a nice kook. But, um, can I go home now? #
- In the old days when flights were delayed you got a free movie or drink. Now they just refrain from kicking you. #
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-08-02
- Reading: "Morning News – Sarah Palin Steps Down | Strollerderby" ( http://bit.ly/9FHkd ) #
- "Most women who stay home with their children eventually go insane." Howard Stern, just now. #sternshow #
- Howard Stern: "If you want to be a woman and run for President, the best thing to do is have a penis." Robin Quivers: "Maybe Chastity Bono?" #
- Sarah Palin steps down,guinea pigs sell,and Michael Jackson's hair gets turned into gems. This and more in Morning News http://su.pr/20CVH2 #
- RT @doctorparadox: There is a mall inside the hotel wherein a store exists only to sell flip flops. The flip flop shop. #
- Fava Beans are not easy to deal with. In case you were wondering. #
- Arguing balls and strikes should mean a $100k fine per incident. Then it would stop. This isn't football where you have challenges. Shut up. #
- Ken Singleton makes Darius Rucker look like Ol' Dirty Bastard. #yankees #
- Just once I want Michael Kay to say "he did it with five pitches – bitches!" He should sell that at a charity auction. #yankees #
- For reasons I can't explain, I think the GI Joe movie looks like it could be good. No idea why. #
- RT @karlerikson: I hate when people applaud after a plane lands. I'll applaud when I get my fucking luggage. #
- This body contour laundry basket is a great invention. So easy to carry. SHIT! What's happening to me? Quick, I need to shoot something… #
- Today at 10:30am, free Dirty Sock Funtime Band concert in NYC. http://is.gd/1QZRB #
- No health care yet, texting+driving=bad, and the Mets stink worse off the field than they do on it. Morning News: http://su.pr/1jUfWK #
- Reading: "Health Care Reform, Blue Dogs, and Paul Krugman | DaddyTips.com" ( http://bit.ly/yooYW ) #
- Reading: "Kid’s Letter From Camp Found | Strollerderby" ( http://bit.ly/zRhSF ) #
- Nothing better than seeing a jogger with a cigarette. That's addiction, folks. #
- Ongoing debate in my house-is Hobbes a real or stuffed tiger? Not an argument I'm going to win. #daddytips #
- Morning News-the Mayor of Oregon in a dress,and William Shatner reading Sarah Palin’s farewell speech. Good times. http://is.gd/1SXeX #
- Reading: "A Breastfeeding Doll? WTF? | Strollerderby" ( http://bit.ly/2dZfEo ) #
- The CDC is recommending pregnant women get vaccinated against swine flu. But there may be a backlash. http://su.pr/2NSUmn #
- Your child can slip on this strap on apparatus with flowers over the nipples. Seems weird to me. http://su.pr/1dftdH #
- In airport lounge. One side has cnn, the other fox news. Separated by a partition. If u r near one tv you can't hear the other. #
- Some schmuck is in the airport twittering. What a… Oh wait… #
- Nothing like watching a 1 year old that isn't yours dancing around to pass the time and cheer you up (a little bit). Way better than CNN. #
- Bantered with Crazy Candy Counter Lady. She was a kook but a nice kook. But, um, can I go home now? #
- In the old days when flights were delayed you got a free movie or drink. Now they just refrain from kicking you. #
dADDy Tweets for 2009-07-30
- The CDC is recommending pregnant women get vaccinated against swine flu. But there may be a backlash. http://su.pr/2NSUmn #
- Your child can slip on this strap on apparatus with flowers over the nipples. Seems weird to me. http://su.pr/1dftdH #
dADDy Tweets for 2009-07-29
- Ongoing debate in my house-is Hobbes a real or stuffed tiger? Not an argument I'm going to win. #daddytips #
- Morning News-the Mayor of Oregon in a dress,and William Shatner reading Sarah Palin’s farewell speech. Good times. http://is.gd/1SXeX #
- Reading: "A Breastfeeding Doll? WTF? | Strollerderby" ( http://bit.ly/2dZfEo ) #
DadNews Daily – Then and Now Edition
A guy in Florida was fired from his job as town manager of Fort Myers Beach because his wife is a porn star. No kidding. Amazingly, this sort of thing has happened before. Nerve’s Scanner blog links to the tale of a woman who used to be “Miss Nude Belgium” (that might be bullshit, says Nerve) who was canned from her job as a bus driver due to her nekkid past. Shit, I would think that would be the reason to hire her. (TampaBay.com, Nerve.com)
This next one is way more gross. “Waiter, there’s a condom in my soup.” Not a joke. It happened.”Zdenek Philip Hodousek, 50, of Mission Viejo [California], claims in his Orange County Superior Court suit against Claim Jumper that the restaurant was negligent in making his soup April 12, The Orange County Register reported.” The alleged “negligence” is a condom the guy found in his soup. It was tied off, the way people do when they’re, you know, done using it. For sex. EWWW! Claim Jumper is a chain restaurant. A current promotion is called “Claim Your Reward!” Um, no thanks.
But! This has happened before. (EWWWWW!!!!) In 2004, “Seafood restaurant chain McCormick & Schmick’s…settled a lawsuit brought by a California woman who said she suffered severe emotional distress after she discovered a condom in her clam chowder, a company spokesman said.” How does something like that happen once, much less twice? (Times Of The Internet via Robin’s News on the Howard Stern Show, CNN)
Bonus: what else is going on at Claim Jumper restaurants?
Well, here’s some random person who decided to try out their new iPhone 3GS by filming stuff in the bathroom of a Claim Jumper restaurant!
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMAQ_rRXQ2M]
And this video is titled “Bowling For Soup – Condoms.” I can’t listen to it now because there are young ears in the room. But the title is too good to ignore.
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2gB7fazG_g]
Image: Amazon
