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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-11
- Swine Flu, more Letterman, and Zombies. None of these are related. Or are they…? Morning News -> http://su.pr/2SbnjX #
- If your name is Jimbo Fisher you have to work in sports, right? #
- Letterman apologizes to his wife, and Nintendo will offer Wii Fit for Dogs. Really. Morning News -> http://su.pr/2JsRzk #
- The Twins beat the Tigers, John Ensign won't resign, and more in Morning News -> http://su.pr/2iKCXi #
- No, please. I really want to hear about URINE during the Yankee game. (Flomax ad.) Hey! Maybe we'll see an ad for Metamucil next! #
- TBS is stuttering worse than a teenager asking a girl to the prom. #yankees #
- The nudnik holding the Yankee weather vane needs to be told that it looks, um, phallic. Maybe then he'd put it down. Then again, maybe not. #
- If one of the Yankees went over and slapped Carl Pavano, no jury would convict them. #yankees #
- With the jump cuts on the TBS broadcast it's like watching a baseball game directed by Fellini. #yankees #
- Empty seats behind home plate during a Yankee playoff game. Guess what? The price is too high. #yankees #
- TBS can't even keep the camera from shaking. Somewhere Ted Turner is crying. #yankees #
- RT @DadCentric: DATELINE EXCLUSIVE: Chris Hanson confronts Roman Polanski on "To Catch A Predator"! http://bit.ly/Sn1a #
- We have to see Kate Hudson every time The Rod gets a hit. So silly. #
- What is that tattoo on the Twins pitcher, Rauch? Ivy? Perhaps he went to Harvard? #
- New Health Care bill – good or bad? Or "just a bill"? -> http://su.pr/18ExAX #
- RT @DadCentric: The Palins must be so proud: http://bit.ly/scb5A #
- Kids Comics This Week includes The Incredibles, X-Babies, and a new Walt Disneys Comics & Stories -> http://su.pr/1rVqe9 #
- Not to push Microsoft but this Bing Visual Search is sort of neat. Although once you click it's a basic search listing. http://is.gd/46QvV #
- RT @momlogic: NEWS: David Letterman's Wife Demanded Public Apology http://su.pr/2nKKzG @Late_Show #
- Bill O'Reilly gets booed at Yankee Stadium when they show him on the jumbotron-interesting. Did they show that on TV? #yankees #
- Mayor Mike on the fan cam, getting booed! #yankees #
- A-rod getting that hit was more of a relief than it has any right to be. Rod, today you are a man. Mazel Tov. #yankees #
- How is there only 1 NFL game on? Annoying since NYG game is a blowout. #NFL #
- RT @Fantasy_Guru: TD, Vrabel! How do they not double cover him when he's in? 9 receptions, 9 TDs. #
- RT @ProFootballTalk: NFLPA's Smith opposes Limbaugh http://is.gd/4e3wt #NFL #
Is everyone on the TBS MLB tea…
Is everyone on the TBS MLB team a soap carving? Chip Caray, that update guy… wow. #yankees
Love these artistic jump cuts …
Love these artistic jump cuts on TBS. Very expressionist, remniscient of… Oh wait. This is a baseball game? Not an art film? #yankees
Carl Pavano stayed at the part…
Carl Pavano stayed at the party a little too long, went home with a lampshade. #yankees
Delman Young – right in the fa…
Delman Young – right in the family jewels. Ouch. #yankees
Christina Aguilera and Her Jew Husband
My headline here is intended to be sarcastic. Here is what I’m responding to:
Christina Aguilera fell in love with and actually married her fuzzy-face geeky manager Jordan Bratman. Why? Good question. Maybe she liked his managerial skills or the way he balanced her books?
(via The Envelope/LATimes.com, “Hollywood’s Luckiest Guys”)
Now. I ask you. If Ms. Aguilera had married a Black man, and the L.A. Times wrote “Maybe she likes fried chicken and watermelon”, would they have gotten away with it? Of course not. And yes, I realize that a chicken/watermelon comment is far more offensive than what the L.A. Times actually wrote. I think the “balanced her books” thing is supposed to mean that members of the tribe (aka Jews), of which Bratman is one, possess good accounting skills.
This is not to imply that Bratman isn’t lucky. He’s lucky as all hell. Aguilera is hot, successful, talented, and hot. I mean, look at this (videos kind of safe for work, but actually, probably not):
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXRXKeSgyOE]
Or this:
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ktr6FRC_MLA]
So yes. He’s a lucky guy. But what does his Hebrew heritage have to do with anything?
RT @ProFootballTalk: NFLPA’s S…
RT @ProFootballTalk: NFLPA’s Smith opposes Limbaugh http://is.gd/4e3wt #NFL
