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The 100+ year old woman that v…
The 100+ year old woman that voted for Obama died, and I lost my fantasy football matchup. Late Morning News -> http://su.pr/1SFMAC
Michael Lohan Still Talking About Famous Daughter
Can Michael Lohan stop talking? I mean that literally. It appears that he has Lindsay Lohan Tourette Syndrome. He really just canNOT shut up about his daughter.
This time it’s the fact that Lindsay has been hanging out with Leonardo DiCaprio. But they’re not dating or anything. Just spending time together. Oh! And she’s been hanging around other famous dudes too!
“They have been friends for years. Mark Wahlberg, Robert Downey Jr., Leonardo DiCaprio and a few others – I think they have a lot of positive things to offer.”
He’s such a shithead. What possible good can come of all this yammering? Well, good for Lindsay Lohan. Michael Lohan, it keeps his name out there, which seems to be what he cares about.
Leo DiCaprio a good influence on Lilo, says her father – Monsters and Critics
Do we have health care yet? Al…
Do we have health care yet? Also: Avatar movie, and Tiger Woods’ mom is mad at him. http://su.pr/28K3Gs
And the Brett Favre excuse tra…
And the Brett Favre excuse train leaves the station. Good times, good times. #nfl
Julius Peppers is really tall….
Julius Peppers is really tall. 6′ 7″, 283 pounds. Damn. http://is.gd/5vDFk #nfl
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-12-20
- If Will Smith put out "Girls of the World" now someone would start a rumor that he was gay. ("stay the hell away" from girls? Etc) #
- "All of the David Archuletta songs you know and love" – is that true for anyone? #
- Just realized I'm going to need to take my kids to the Chipmunks movie. Oh crap. #
- Its great when the cab driver gets defensive about the traffic when I'm not saying anything. #
- Howard Stern says Tiger Woods 'built his reputation based on lies'-sponsors thought he was a family man but he's not. #sternshow #
- Howard Stern to Richard Christie-You gonna have kids with this woman? Richard: Maybe. Howard: Don't. #sternshow #
- Ways to be a maniac- obsess over reward points. "I can't shop here, there's no card…" #
- Bad New Years Resolutions- kick more strangers in the shins. #
- Guy at the diner says "good to hear from you." Now I feel like I should order out more. Prop up the economy and all. #
- Brave And The Bold for Young and Old – Kids Comics This Week – http://su.pr/1rH8FW #
- From Blazing Saddles, "I'm Tired". http://is.gd/5s4mc #
- RT @kev: New Jewcore release for the holidays: Electric Menorah's "Charmonica For Chanuka" http://is.gd/5oZes #chanuka #punkrock #punk #
- Funny how Firefox chokes on its own history when the file gets too big. There's a metaphor in there somewhere. #
- Funny ->RT @cksample: Crime Lab: http://is.gd/5sE0I #
- Like hearing one piece of a convo -> RT @aytown: I think the whole town knows u had good night last night #
- Funnel cake sticks. Are they kidding? Why not sell cups of lard? Oh wait, that's the dipping sauce. #fattyboombalatty #
- RT @chrisford: http://bestc.am/nky6p What are the chances this person is having a good holiday season? Probably not great. #
- Apple's website crashed Safari. Nice. #
- 'There is a city in Detroit called Hell and it is pretty cold outside' – meaning the Lions are playing well. Nice. #nfl #
- RT @unmarketing: Avatar! 2nd time in 3 days. This time with 8 & 12 year old. I'll let u know if they wet their pants. http://bit.ly/undaddy #
- RT @rachelsegal: RT @1day1brand: Beer Advertising 101: Don't Eat the Yellow Snow – http://ow.ly/Ntdc #
- Rob Bironas is awesome. I'm not a Titans fan (not an enemy either) but the guy is clutch. http://is.gd/5veRQ #nfl #bironas #
- Weird->RT @jeffjarvis: RATM's Killing in the Name wins best Xmas song so as to give Simon Cowell coal in stocking. http://bit.ly/5Orpnx #
Weird->RT @jeffjarvis: RATM…
Weird->RT @jeffjarvis: RATM’s Killing in the Name wins best Xmas song so as to give Simon Cowell coal in stocking. http://bit.ly/5Orpnx
