Apr 26 2009

Attention All Red Sox Fans

Note to Red Sox fans: you can’t call the Yankees The Evil Empire now that you’ve won 2 World Series in four years. Get over it.


Apr 21 2009

High School Senior Pitches Fourth No Hitter

Can the Yankees sign this kid? Now? Perhaps to take Chien-Ming Wang‘s place?

ESPN Schuster has 17 K’s in 4th straight no-hitter -ESPN Rise BASEBALL


Jul 24 2008

Reading is fundamental 7-24-08

What I’m reading as I change my shirt three times a day:

- Gee, I guess firing Willie Randolph was a good idea. (Mets win, take over first place from Phillies – MyWay Sports)

- We all have too much crap. Forbes says you can want to have less. It helps if you can’t afford to buy anything. (How To Want Less Stuff – Forbes.com)

- It’s now illegal to sell Mature-rated video games to minors in New York State. Oh good, this is the biggest problem facing society today. (NY gov signs game bill into law – ZDNet)


Jul 08 2008

Johnny Damon Doesn’t Make That Catch

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You gotta make that catch, Johnny. You just do. Especially since that play tied the game.
I bet the Red Sox are reallllly sad you left.


Jul 07 2008

Cynthia Scurtis’ MySpace page

A-Fraud sez: I needed someone more mature.You know, the internets is a funny place. It’s tough to tell what’s real and what isn’t.
Case in point: the woman formerly known as C-Rod has a MySpace page.
A-Fraud (this one we assume is fake) says “Sorry Baby, I need someone more mature.”
We’ll have to check if Cynthia updates her profile. She’s going to need someplace to meet guys, right?


Jul 05 2008

Madonna versus Cynthia

With the news that A-Rod is apparently having an affair with Madonna, we need to ask the important question: who’s hotter?

So, guys, would you leave this:

The lovely, and probably now available, Cynthia Rodriguez (nee Scurtis)

(Cynthia pic from here)

for this?

Madonna may have broken up the marriage of A and C-Rod. Ah, life.

(Madonna pic from here)

Cynthia is 34, Madonna is 49. Obviously, we’re being extremely shallow here. But typically guys, especially jerk-offs like A-Rod, leave their wives for younger women.


Jul 03 2008

A-Rod Wants You Back

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