From the “you gotta be kidding me” file, Plaxico Burress, father of a little boy named Elijah (named after Giants QB Eli Manning, Plax’s teammate), has shot himself in the leg. Read the full story

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And it’s ABC gum. Ew

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On this new program from The Travel Channel, two guys - one looks like half of a Hall & Oates cover band, the other like Matt Pinfield’s father - eat really weird crap that might make you ill just looking at it.

I’ll take Shows I Won’t Be Watching for $400, Alex.

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Why are people sending text messages saying that Bernie Mac is dead?

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No really - here’s the video.

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And people wonder why I’m lactose intolerant.

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A father and son who Tasered each other with a stun gun the son swiped from a parked police car both pleaded guilty. The son got two years in prison; the dad will be sentenced in August.
I don’t want to judge, but this seems like a bad example to set. If my son ever shows up with a stun gun and says, “Hey dad! I just stole this stun gun off a cop! Want to shock each other, film it, and put the video up on YouTube?” I really don’t think my answer will be, “Would I???”

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When I spit, it’s gross. But when Brian “Young Gun” Krause spits, he’s a winner.
At least he is when he’s spitting cherry pits. Brian spit a pit 56 feet, 7 1/2 inches, which sounds like a lot to me. His father, Rick “Pellet Gun” Krause, was his closest competition. He spewed a pit 56 feet, 1 inch.
Lest you think this contest is limited to men, Amanda “no nickname” Jennings held on to the women’s title, hocking a cherry pit 43 feet, 11 inches.
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