Posts Tagged ‘DaddyTube’
J.D. Salinger Was Captain America’s Dad
J.D. Salinger’s other legacy is giving birth to Matt Salinger, who played Captain America in a crappy Captain America movie
That’s right. J.D. Salinger was Captain America’s dad.
Sort of.
If you’ve never seen the unreleased ‘Captain America’, it’s worth a peek. Especially since you can just watch it for free via Hulu, rather than searching for it at your local video store, which is what I did many years ago.
Actually, you can watch Matt Salinger as Captain America right here. Ain’t technology grand?
J.D. Salinger And Captain America: Where ‘Catcher In The Rye’ Meets Comics [MTV Splash Page]
Junior Seau Castrates a Horse
This should be a headline from The Onion. But it’s not.
OK, Junior (seems odd to call a grown man that but whatever) castrated the horse on his TV show, Sports Jobs, which airs on the “is that actually a” channel Versus.
But. Um. Junior Seau Castrates a Horse. Why?
Actually, there was an Onion bit that this reminds me of. In their fake TV listings section, a network was airing a show called “Would You Watch That?” “How about a bear eating a birthday cake?” the description asked. “Would you watch that?”
How about Junior Seau castrating a horse? Would you watch that?
Now you can. Who says family TV is dead?
Junior Seau Castrates a Horse — Back Porch FanHouse.
Superman as a Deadbeat Dad
“Superman Returns” was a lousy movie. I didn’t much care for it. But the person who posted this clip to YouTube really really REALLY hated it.
Like, really. A lot.
Read (many, many misspellings follow):
Bryan Singers aweful “Singerman Repugnant” is a disgracful presentation of possiblely the most celebrated fictional character known to the world. His horrible casting of Lois Lane as a common whore who would have sex with two men so close in time intervals that she would not realize that the baby she had was not the child of the second man. Not even that is the main charcteristic flaw. Lois Lane was always depicted as a woman of such strong character that Superman was the only man of equally strong person that she could ever love.
Wow. But there’s more:
Brayn Singers Lois Lane is a common whore and his Superman is a weak image of a man whom would be licking a womans boots begging for attention if not for his powers.
“Lois Lane is a common whore.” How dare you, sir!
The video has even more in the way of embedded commentary. Check it out.
Source: YouTube
Balloon Boy Rap Video
Falcon Heene, aka Balloon Boy, has a rap video. Sort of.
Falcon’s dad is Richard Heene. The family appeared on ‘Wife Swap’ awhile back. Apparently this video features all three Heene brothers rapping. Really.
So… Maybe sending a kid up in a balloon isn’t all that out of character for the Heene family.
Hopefully the kid is all right. This is a strange story.
For more about the Heene family, check out this post on Babble’s Famecrawler.
Source: NewsBizarre
Chris Hansen Confronts Roman Polanski
In case you haven’t seen this, you should. Very well done.
It also shows what an incredible pig Polanski is. According to Movieline, the Polanski footage is from a 1987 interview with Diane Sawyer. “We were in love”? Is he insane? How can anyone defend him?
BigHollywood via UpRoxx
Male Lesbian Discussing Pregnant Man
Welcome to the Bizarro World.
I was looking for a pic of a pregnant woman for this post and stumbled onto this video from Archive.org. What really caught my eye was this description:
“A heterosexual man who’s also a lesbian discusses sexuality, gender and Thomas Beatie, a pregnant man who recently appeared on Oprah.”
A man who’s a lesbian? I’m all for being open minded… well, OK, no I’m not. But I don’t discriminate against someone because of their sexual orientation. But you can’t just make shit up. Can you? I guess you can. But “lesbian man” sounds like a bad joke I might have made in high school.
Here’s the video.
via Archive.org
Clemson Fan Needs To Calm Down
Complete with ESPN commentators mocking him. With a telestrator. Good times, good times.
Upset Clemson Fan Overreacting to the Georgia Tech Loss (Youtube via Deadspin)
Ernie Anastos And The Chicken
There are many great screw ups on television, especially on the nightly news. It’s live. Something slips out. It happens. But this one by New York anchorman Ernie Anastos might be the best one ever.
While doing the Fox 5 news broadcast, Anastos turned to the weatherman and said “Keep fucking that chicken.” He did. Listen:
He apologized, saying that he meant to say “keep plucking that chicken.” I make that mistake all the time.
Via Buzzfeed
A Better Response To Kanye At The VMAs
People are all up in arms about Kanye West having the nerve – the NERVE! – to inerrupt Taylor Swift at the MTV Video Music Awards, aka the VMAs. This report from ABC News would make one think that something really important happened.
At worst, Kanye West acted liked a jerk. But “OH NOES! HOW COULD HE DO THAT TO POOR LITTLE TAYLOR SWIFT????” C’mon. “This was a huge night for her!” Really? This is what we get worked up about?
A better response?
The VMAs are bullshit. MTV is a corrupt enterprise responsible for the sexualization of underage kids. It barely plays music or videos anymore. It’s an award show. Pick one of these reasons. Or several. Or make up your own. But this is really highly unimportant.
If you want to see an award show interruption that’s much more fun, check out ODB at the Grammy’s. (Via Wrongspeech.)
Everything ODB did was awesome. Except dying. That sucked.
Death Metal Dog
It’s basically a Stupid Pet Trick, but it’s a good one.
What’s funny, at least to me, is that there is a death metal band with a dog as a lead singer. Caninus. Or as they call it, Pit Bull Grindcore. Here’s a sample of their oeuvre:
